chains and whips excite me, man

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Louis: Uh, I made a mistake. You were unfairly punished, and I would like to officially just welcome you back. Rachel: Thank you. Louis: You're welcome: Rachel: Are you kidding me? You think I'm gonna make it that easy on you? I want a raise. Louis: 3%. Rachel: 10%. Louis: 7%. Rachel: 10%. Louis: Fine. Rachel: And Pearson-Hardman pays for law school when I decide to go. Louis: Agreed. Rachel: And one more thing. This shoulda been the first words out of your mouth when I walked in here. You need to apologize to me right now or I'm gonna file a lawsuit against you first thing in the morning. Louis: You're right. I should have apologized. But don't you threaten me. I followed procedure to the letter, and you have no basis for a lawsuit. Rachel: No, I don't. Not about this. But if you don't think I have a basis for all the shit you've pulled over the years I've been here, think again. Louis: I'm sorry.

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Trust me. I've given dozens of these [orientations], and without fail, whatever new hotshot it is thinks that, because I'm just a paralegal, that I will somehow be blown away by his dazzling degree. Let me assure you, I won't.