chains and whips excite me, man

And here are tonight’s top stories.

Justin Timberlake: I was at the movies this one time, and I was going to the bathroom right before I went into the theater and this guy, as he was walking away from the urinal, zipping up his pants as he turns, recognizes me, gets all excited, and makes a beeline for me, his arm out, looking to shake my hand. Listen, I’m not a germaphobe, but c’mon. I literally said to him, “There’s NO fucking way you’re not going to wash your hands before you try to shake my hand.” You just had that hand on your penis. Jimmy Fallon: Justin, if you don’t mind, I was drunk when I did that. And I apologize. We weren’t going to the same movie, I thought it was coincidental that we were at the same urinal.

Jonah Hill loses his shit at Glee’s Matthew Morrison on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 2011.09.21 (x,x)

Great job on this one. And yes, Happy Birthday Jimmy!!

(Note the “Hi-Ya”. Nice touch.)

Oh, this is gonna be good.

conanofallon:

Jimmy Fallon being terrified by Jeff Musial’s animals

#jimmy fallon is the leslie knope of late night programming