elliot-my-beloved reblogged
Had to draw the trio from from my fave book by @sarahreesbrennan as I reread for the millionth time 😮💨 They’re so fun
i think enjoying characters like elliot schafer and baz pitch growing up has given me some false expectations as to what it’s really like to be awful and mean as a defence mechanism. i too am sometimes standing there wondering why the hell i’m saying something so terrible to someone i love but not being able to stop. the difference is in real life there is no earnest, angry, golden-child blond to love you anyway. good for the two of them though i’m glad it worked out.
monogamy because elliot schafer can’t be second to anyone and luke sunborn has spent all his life giving his love to one person
sorry it’s time for my annual iol reread so i may be elliotposting frequently
thinking about elliot schafer bedding the four most beautiful people at camp. sigh he really is the bisexual hero of all time
elliot-my-beloved reblogged
luke sunborn was born in june btw <- making things up. and serene was born in january. and elliot was born in august. serenes birthday they dont know for canon elf reasons but when luke finds out when elliots birthday is he goes ‘yeah well im older than you so’ all the time. much like when they were younger and he would go ‘okay but you’re short So.’ or ‘yeah well im stronger than you.’ much like how when elliot has no good arguments he’ll declare some variation of ‘this reminds me of the MEAN BULLIES back at my OLD SCHOOL.’ and when serene wants to lay an argument to rest she just says ‘well of course you’re entitled to believe what you will and i would never say a gentleman such as yourself is Wrong per se but i’m sure in time you will come to see my wisdom in this matter.’ theyre silly
elliot-my-beloved reblogged
Anonymous asked:
jump off a bridge, cunt
see this is a perfect example of what not to do with a hate ask.
- poorly matched to hate target: the suicide bait is a classic of anon hate, but it's a rookie mistake to deploy it against just anybody. any careful look at my blog would see that i am incredibly egotistic--using a hate tactic better suited to a blogger with low self esteem is just sloppy.
- too generic to sting: this ask mentions no specific details about any problematic behaviour, annoying personality traits, or my personal life. since it feels like it could have been sent by anyone to anyone, it's difficult to take it personally.
- cultural mismatch: 'cunt' probably comes across a lot harsher in your cultural context. however, i live in the UK, so i get called and call other people a cunt every day. as such, you're left with a lackluster ending for a very weak ask overall.
F. see me after class
elliot-my-beloved reblogged
i think its a shame that luke sunborn grew up without technology and didn’t have a landline in the house because his ass would lie on his stomach on his bed and twirl that cord around his finger for all he’s worth. giggling into the receiver like an idiot and kicking his feet when the guy on the other end is calling him a loser. sigh. the thing that is elliot isn’t even wrong
artist’s rendition
elliot-my-beloved reblogged
Luke being willing to kill for Elliot
In Other Lands / Tears Waiting to be Diamonds Part Two
i think its a shame that luke sunborn grew up without technology and didn’t have a landline in the house because his ass would lie on his stomach on his bed and twirl that cord around his finger for all he’s worth. giggling into the receiver like an idiot and kicking his feet when the guy on the other end is calling him a loser. sigh. the thing that is elliot isn’t even wrong
elliot-my-beloved reblogged
there should be more fic about serene and luke girl best friends. they are soooo stupid and lovesick together. they talk endlessly about wooing and never do it. give them a break from their pick-up master boy best friend. we can’t all be so unintentionally good at flirting.
Luke and Serene, beautiful jocks: why can't we hit on people successfully
Elliot, loner nerd, emerging from a makeout sesh with a mermaid: what? like it's hard?
srb putting me on blast by reblogging my post oh god
there should be more fic about serene and luke girl best friends. they are soooo stupid and lovesick together. they talk endlessly about wooing and never do it. give them a break from their pick-up master boy best friend. we can’t all be so unintentionally good at flirting.
elliot-my-beloved reblogged
elliotschaferr
elliot-my-beloved reblogged
elliot schafer is literally The fictional character of all time. he’s mean. he’s bisexual. he’s jewish. he’s a ginger. he likes dad rock. he’s a pacifist. he wants to name his child smooth jazz. he’s a flirt. he is unlovable. he is loved. his boyfriend has wings. who is doing it like him
the fact that luke should, logically, be crazy popular, as the sunborn champion, (second) best warrior cadet in the border camp (i’m rightfully counting him after serene), etc, but he isn’t, is so funny to me. he had everything going for him but on the first day of camp he grabbed the out of touch elf girl and the short, angry, obnoxious redhead with the weird clothes and said “they’re mine now,” and thus began his reputation as the intense gay kid. how luke sunborn became part of the weirdo table i will never know.
(likewise, how did elliot have so much game?? they really turned the popular kid/nerd trope on its head and i love them for that thank you srb)
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elliotschaferr
i bet 24 year old elliot is like reaaally into arts and crafts. and diy stuff probably. and inventing. he’s trying to find an easy way to make pens. he has a prototype umbrella. he has a dillapidated homemade bicycle. i bet he makes candles he’s a candlemaker. and michael sunborn taught him how to knit before elliot and luke broke up the second time. don’t worry about the fact he’s bad at knitting he likes the sound the needles make. AND. he sews his own tshirts so when he outgrows his old ones he can cut out the designs and patch them on to new tshirts. i love you hobby-haver <3
i see the words elliot schafer and i black out and hit reblog