You just know John's gonna do the Tarzan thing and hold his hand against Davesprite's.
John♥Roxy AU where John is a merman that's been captured for scientfic purposes, but after actually speaking with him, Roxy decides to sneak him back out to the ocean--as long as he promises she would still get to see him.
“yo we should get fucked up and fuck. you feel me. i feel you. i feel you all night long.” his reply comes back almost instantly. You have to stifle a giggle. Holy fuck no way this is real.
“sure ‘dawg’ lets get crunk and do some bump n grind all up on our junks.” you send back, and bury your head in the pillow, snorting with laughter.
Five Ways To Be A Better Auspistice
Title: Five Ways To Be A Better Auspistice Summary: Alternatively: How Eridan Ampora followed exactly none of the advice given to him. Word count: 1591 AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1335097
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Playing the Wind
Sure, there were good and bad things about the game, but you were always the optimistic kind of person.