Alternate universe!Holtzbert in 40 years.Whiskers R We
Saturday Night Live (11.19.2016)
This time last year: what will be the last meme of 2015???
now: what will be that last horrifying real current events story of 2016???
Ghostbusters Text Posts (2/?): Holtzmann Edition Part 2
Protect the barrier! Protect the barrier! Protect the barrier!
The Cleavage and The Arms™
Holtz + looking at Erin
Hold still. I’ve never done this before, and there will be blood
“Let’s go see your new home.”
on my wedding night
me: *sobbing*
my wife: what’s wrong
me: I can’t believe a girl likes me
the treat yo self scene in parks n rec is the worst thing that ever happened to my self control
me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography
Just when you think it can’t get any worse, you run out of cigarettes.
Carol (2015) dir. Todd Haynes
Aubrey Plaza in the Seattle Times