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Where are these coming from 😂
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*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎
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thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold.
a taiwanese band i like just posted they’re gonna play in kuala lumpur at the end of the year and i’m literally looking at tickets to fly there because they’re never gonna play in korea ever
Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn
Was anybody else playing dead the whole time they were teenagers or is that just a me problem. Like I'm 20 now and I'm like Oh shit I didn't do anything. Because I'm scared
lmao i’m doing like english play dates with a kid because the parents have friends abroad and their daughter was a little sad she couldn’t understand their friend’s son all the time when playing
and she’s comfortable around me, but sometimes we do something and she wants to show her mom or dad and then it ends up being like me and her and her dad all holding hands to do ring around the rosie
lmao
-i would like to stop being called and messaged like ten times a day about returning and item that has already been returned and refunded and shows as such on your website pls and thanks
-yes, we understand. i advise you to tell this to the shipper next time they call or message you
-it’s all from your customer service phone number. i am contacting you directly at the source
-ah sorry will make note of that in the system
#i had to use google translate but like lmao#i was like the messages are from your number: ********#ohhhhhh#yeah ooOooOHHhHh shut up lol#they even sent a link at one point and was like answer this about the return and one of the options was it’s already been received#which i selected and submitted hoping it would all stop#and yet i was still getting multiple automated messages and calls today
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Baking is ridiculous. Stir these powders into a goo and them warm them up until they turn into some kind of edible sponge. Who came up with this.
Do you guys think maybe you gave too many notes to this one
It was a real power move to name one ingredient "baking powder", since there were already so many powders used in baking.
and baking powder is different from baking soda, which is not a soda but is in fact another powder
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i think you should be able to call out of work when you feel a sense of wistful melancholy
i don’t understand ppl sometimes
i went and saw deadpool and wolverine with someone for a second time and the theater we went to was decked out in seventeen follow stuff. like there were outfits in glass cases, merch in the cinema store, decals on the floor, etc. she pointed out the decals on the floor & i was like oh yeah, cool huh
she then points out the outfits which i had already noticed. i was like yeah, do you wanna go get a closer look??
and she told me no, she’s not really into seventeen & i was like alright w/e. i *am* into seventeen but i don’t plan to watch the movie bc i am in korea so it’s not gonna have like english subs or anything lol & seeing the outfits from afar was enough for me
we go to the kiosk to order food before the movie and she suddenly dips. i finish ordering and then message her like where’d u go?? and she tells me i told u the bathroom like ok
then after the movie, we go check out the cinema store & it’s filled with disney, harry potter, friends (????), detective conan, teenieping, etc merch. there’s a small section of seventeen stuff. we go look at it as we exit bc it’s literally right next to the exit. there’s fans with the members’ faces on it & she’s flipping through and literally naming each member
like i’m sorry. i cannot name every member of a group i am not interested in???? especially one as large as seventeen is????
then!!! i get back home & see her instagram stories & the only time we were apart what when she disappeared on me. girl’s got closeups of the seventeen outfits and photos of the floor decals on her fucking stories?????
why. lie. ??????
love shopping at a place that can do immediate tax refunds for tourists and they ask for my passport because i stick out like a sore thumb as a foreigner and being like no i don’t have mine and them being all 😮🫣
and then i have to explain that i live here. i pay taxes lmao
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