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The funniest thing about Obi-Wan and Anakin is that they’re both the person accusing the other of being the impossible one to deal with, while fully, knowingly ignoring their own history.  Obi-Wan jumps out a window onto a tiny assassin droid to fly across the entire city?  WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, MASTER.  Anakin cuts a hole in the elevator roof and leaps out of it because he can’t wait two seconds for Artoo to fix it?  SIGH, ALWAYS ON THE MOVE.  Obi-Wan literally leaps out of his starfighter as its still spinning to a crash while Anakin is safely unbuckling the seatbelt he wore like a sane person?  MASTER, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE FORCE.  Anakin leaping off the Zillo beast to do a flying run onto Artoo’s back to fly to safety?  JUST ANOTHER DAY FOR THE CHOSEN ONE.   Anakin: What do we do next, now that this is clearly a trap? Obi-Wan: [grinning widely] Spring the trap.  Anakin:  [crying] For the sake of the Force please why Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan wanting to study a dangerous brain worm that he’s literally just holding in his hand, no protective gear, nothing, so of course Anakin stomps it to death before it can hurt anyone?  BOTH OF THEM: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS. They’re both the extra asshole in this relationship, willfully and knowingly, while accusing the other of being the impossible to live with one.  And that’s beautiful.

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mollymerula

do you think there was like…discourse about Jane Austen novels when they first came out

ladies’ weekly tea and reading club: welcome to the meeting. we have exiled Charlotte because she stans Mr. Wickham

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literature preference generalisations

catchy title!! i know!!!!

classics:

  • would die for at least one character from the iliad
  • has read the secret history and has a very strong opinion on it
  • terrified of the languages their favourite texts are written in (but hates ancient greek more than latin)
  • probably has an incredibly messed up sense of humour
  • won’t stop talking about how much gore is involved in their favourite tragedy

old/middle english:

  • seem terrifying but actually just very confused
  • have a favourite jumble of letters that is pretending to be a word
  • once looked at a rune and cried from either happiness or devastation
  • argues about pronunciation but then realises it doesn’t really matter
  • knows a lot of history
  • band together in groups because they know they’ll never find people that like chaucer as much as they do

renaissance:

  • the greatest people you will ever meet…and the worst
  • pretend like shakespeare isn’t their favourite playwright and fails miserably because they know all the words to their favourite soliloquy
  • probably enjoy acting
  • have a strong opinion on the wars of the roses
  • gay

shakespeare (yes buddy, you get your own):

  • extra gay
  • cry thinking about how much their fave play means to them
  • theatre snobs but also annoying theatre kids
  • incredibly dramatic

18th/19th century literature:

  • probably all INFPs
  • “i like big books and i cannot lie”
  • have a favourite austen book and will defend it to the ends of the earth
  • watch more period dramas than is good for them
  • all have frail hearts so get spooked out by gothic literature

romanticism:

  • the gayest
  • cries about john keats on the regular
  • will quote long passages from their favourite poem so violently you’ll have to ask them if they’re okay,,,,, they aren’t
  • once tried to become ‘at one’ with nature but got scared by a fallen leaf so had to take a three-hour nap
  • all of them have their favourite fact about lord byron and bring it up constantly whether it’s appropriate or not

victorian literature:

  • pretends they hate dickens but would die for great expectations
  • love cities and the country equally
  • won’t shut up about how much they love the rain
  • have a very special place in their heart for christmas
  • threaten to kill people with a single books because they’re the same shape and weight as bricks
  • have cried extensively over tennyson and arthur hallam 
  • don’t know where oscar wilde quotations end and they begin

twentieth century literature

  • very confused
  • love the 20s a bit too much
  • probably wish they were french, unless they are french in which case they wish they were living in america
  • call every war ‘The War’
  • prepared to fight hemingway’s ghost at any given moment
  • secretly love dystopian ya and high fantasy
  • won’t stop saying ‘The American Dream’ because it’s relevant to everything, apparently

disclaimer: highly distorted by my own literary knowledge (which is minimal outside of the west) so apologies for that. feel free to add on

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