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@elivanto / elivanto.com

hanna, 31, they/she. gifmaker.
SW animation, high republic, chiss ascendancy. and now also mxtx i suppose
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gerardpilled

sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

everyone I am happy to announce that the stevebucky fanfic author I had in mind while writing this post has officially reblogged it.

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mikkeneko
my wife: so I heard that you and the little boy took a trip downtown today :)
me: yeah haha
my wife: you guys saw a marching band, huh?
me: uh
my wife: he said you got kind of intense about his future career
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kidrat

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

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I’m sorry but Imagine you’re in a coma for nine months after being struck by lightning and you wake up to poker face by lady G*ga 💀

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theygotlost

❌ INCORRECT way to write about a womans boobs: "she breasted boobily down the stairs"

✅ CORRECT way to write about a womans boobs:

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just watched the rebels s2 finale with laura and now i’m listening to this on repeat like i’m fine i’m fine i’m SO fine friday is gonna be FINE

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