Pardon me

jamie benn in open ice: stronger

he looks like the smarmy lounge singer who hits on you at the bar until his wife shows up and they get into a huge argument that involves her throwing your drink in his face, him trying to placate her by crooning their wedding song, the bartender sighing and calling the cops for the third time this week alone, and you crouched safely behind the bar with the barback, both of you eating the bar’s complimentary trail mix straight from the bag by the handful while you take in the best show of the night

Because you aren’t getting the whole experience w/o @coffeebuddha ‘s tags: #okay but seriously, #what is happening with that shirt?, #is it textured?, #what is that pattern?, #is it actually encrusted with tiny crushed rhinestones???,is it machine washable?, #DO THE BUTTONS SIMPLY FAIL TO FUNCTION FROM THE WAIST UP??????, #I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS, #like did that look come with a free el camino, #and a binder of the finest cologne samples you can rip from a magazine, #WHY AM I INTO THIS?

I DEMAND ANSWERS

someone came into my inbox to let me know that they ‘don’t appreciate’ the way i spoke about jamie benn’s look, which practically screams ‘I’LL INVITE YOU UP TO MY HOTEL ROOM AND THEN SPEND TWO HOURS CRYING AT THE FOOT OF THE BED WHILE YOU TRY AND FAIL TO FIND A WAY TO GRACEFULLY REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THE SITUATION BECAUSE SOCIETY HAS TAUGHT YOU THAT BEING RUDE TO The Mens IS ~WRONG’ and i frankly feel sorry for that person’s lack of vision

an adorable sequence

VGKvsDAL 2.26.2019

“Do you own any of your original teeth?”

Predictions for the 2018/19 NHL season:

Tyler Seguin will attempt to rock a man bun. 

i could stare at him all day long, damn

Chris Pine arrives at LAX. 5.3.18 (likely date, will correct if necessary) [hq]

I fucking cannot.  The glasses.  The flip flops and sock disdain.  The floaty fucking cardigan.  The grey hair.  The fact that he’s apparently freeballing in those pants that are probably designer baggy tencel sustainable anti-trafficking khakis or some shit.

Just.  Why.  

“we had a bet. we had a fuckin bet.” 

“cash” 

The man of a million faces

Buffalo : 1.20.2018

this dork is considered sexy/hot by People, Maxim, etc.

Thanks @shonna99 for capturing this