Mortal Kombat (1995) // Teen Wolf (2011)
#DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME#linden ashby#DO YOU#ugh#one day I'm going to write a story where the sheriff gets to be mortal combat levels of capable#and derek will be all#AND YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM TO KEEP HIM SAFE? JFC DID YOU JUST SEE HIM DO THAT BACKFLIP PUNCH COMBO#and stiles will be#HE'S MY FATHER OKAY YOU STUPID--#DEREK#DEREK STOP LOOKING AT MY DAD LIKE THAT#IT'S MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE#(derek would have stars in his eyes all *______________* and you know it)#(dude likes his fancy fighting after all)#and once stiles and derek get together#(maybe after the sheriff starts to show his kid a thing or two about fighting)#(and derek... well derek had always bad self-control when it came to stiles)#(*helping* him train stiles and getting to get up close to him when he's all sweaty and breathess ugh; poor derek)#(in the background the sheriff mutters to himself jsut how glad he is that he doesn't have a werewolf's sense of smell 'cause wow)#(those two are not subtle)#anyway#at one point stiles will pant out#DO YOU ONLY LIKE ME BECAUSE MY DAD IS A FIGHTING MACHINE#and derek will die from laughing so hard#(later much later when stiles is kissing his way down derek's back derek will breath)#(OH YEAH SHERIFF RIGHT THERE)#(and stiles will flail so hard he falls off the bed)#(derek'll cackle and snort and make all sorts of undignified noises while rolling about the sheets)#derek hale#stiles