I would like to see you write a fic where Derek and Stiles haven't gotten to the relationship stage yet, but they're good friends (maybe same age au), and for some reason one of them has to teach the other how to put a condom on. (my brain is a strange, strange place)
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(I didn’t get it down exactly like that? /o\ kind of underage but not really — by which I mean I didn’t write the sex because holy god, this is long enough already (over 1k). they’re talking about sex, and there’s looking at someone’s dick.)
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Anyway, so. In this universe, it’s not Scott and Stiles, but Scott and Stiles and Derek. Even though most of the time Scott and Derek are arguing like dogs and cats, but whatever, Stiles can use a little spice in his life. (The way Derek sees it? He called dibs on Stiles an eternity before Scott ever even knew Stiles. Also known as the two weeks of first grade that Scott couldn’t attend because of the pneumonia he caught camping with his dad that summer. DIBS, okay.)
And since Derek started to grow into his ears, he’s been adding a new flavor of spicy to Stiles’ — uhm, life.
Yeah.