can someone please make one of those bullet point head canon posts about shit chowder has done when he’s gotten bored on ice during games
i volunteer omg i love chowder and i love when (my) teams are leading like 5-1 by third period and the goalie just does whatever! ok so like:
• the first time march came to watch him play, he came up to the glass during the game while an opposing player was scoring on the empty net • and there were times where he skated all the way to the blue line just for fun and then he got scared he’d get scored on so he went back to his crease • chowder has definitely laid down on his stomach and flopped around pretending to be a shark • he also pretended that his gatorade bottle was a water gun on MANY occasions • he probably sat on top of his net kinda like kari lehtonen does when his team has a huge lead • and let’s be real he probably took a nap at least twice • at some point he went to the bench to get his phone and live tweeted the rest of the game, luongo style • he probably took a few selfies too • and he may or may not have scrambled to put his glove back on after realizing that the game was still in action • and he might have dropped his phone and forgotten about it • he also might have cried every time the coaches scolded him for not staying focused