ancient dog names, courtesy of ovid

It should be added that these all occur in one short passage as they eat their master Actaeon.

He was spying on a naked lady without her consent and she would have let him live if he hadn’t tried to tell all his hunting bros about it, so he deserved it and ALL THESE DOGS WERE VERY GOOD BOYS AND GIRLS, YES THEY WERE, YES THEY WERE!!

Hi

Please look at this bowl, made in Egypt almost 6000 years ago. Look at it.

I love it. Thank you for your time.

Yeah!!

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

“I am a god, you dull creature. And I will not be bullied by… “

#lol

UNMUTE

Damn right! UNMUTE AND REJOICE!!

I’m almost crying, holy shit!

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

Hit him where it hurts, Cassandra! (Apollo is the WORST.)

THIS IS THE BEST MYTHOLOGY COMIC I’VE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT

@teashoesandhair

This was exactly what I expected and more

@karuvapatta

apologise

this is so freakin cute

This is beautiful…. Go dad!

OMG let this go viral

Ok but his pointe is spot on. He need to sign up for class too.

He knew the moves. That means he was paying attention when she practiced and my heart.

#there are two kinds of people #the hopeful and the exhausted

There are three kinds of people: the hopeful, the exhausted, and the pragmatic.

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

Only it’s not a weasel, it’s a mink (:

What you non-Russian people are probably missing is the expression literally meaning “busy sausage” in original… and “girlfriend”. 

I’m losing my SHIT

This is some magical shit

The sad thing is, I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot.

I would argue its the Kara person - because she doesn’t it. Mike is pointing out the obvious

the obvious? what do you mean?

that she played ignorant, was treated accordingly, and that it was silly that she took offense over being deceptive about her understanding

could you explain further? I’m not sure I understand your meaning

I’ve never seen two murders in one post before.

“Alexa…”

…i love her?!?

QUEEN OF BEING HUMAN