.the sword and the faith.

EXTREME HOCKEY

What an amazing amount of detail in this painting. (Source)

Me at first: it’s good! I don’t know what they mean about the detailing tho :/

Me, watching it zoom out: OH SHIT

Me watching it get to the full picture:

OH MY GOD?!?!?!

Oh

My fucking

Wow

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

37chickenducks

No, no, these .gifs are terrible to go with this song.

You need something like this:

ITS BACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

This came up on my dash. Meanwhile on the radar:

I clicked over (source) and saw these:

Serendipity and perfection.

I need this in my life this sounds like a sassy mafia gang circling you and instead of guns they only use the power of dance and music

It sounds like the Grinch from the live action movies younger cousin

That sounds like Max Raabe, he‘s a german singer.

Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD

I thought this caption was being over the top, but… they aren’t wrong

I was not prepared for any of this. But least of all, the fucking parachute.

HI 

I am the potoo

I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches, 

pretending to be a stick or dead leaf

it’s not as easy as it looks

I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon

because, according to legend,

I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon

@elodieunderglass please appreciate this fine beast

Husband: Whoa, have you seen young Patrick Stewart?!

Me: I don’t think so. I kind of assumed he’s always been old.

Husband: Turns out he was handsome as fuck.

DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMN.

what do you mean “was”?

That there is a fine ass fucking wine.

I.. had no idea..

Some days I’m like, “yeah, going to cut out processed foods!” and other days I’m like “yum pop-tarts”. >3<

My coworker sent me this insane Gwyneth Paltrow jewelry ad this morning and it FUCKING H A U N T S me. SPOILERS, but I have so many questions. Is the husband just in space or is he dead? I mean, he’s dead. If you took away that jaunty French music it would be obvious that he is definitely super dead. How many of those CASSETTES are there? Putting aside how spooky it is, just visually (Does Alice ever have people over? Do they just pretend to ignore that she has this CRAZY PERSON BOOKSHELF full of HAND-LABELED CASSETTE TAPES like some Martha’s-Vineyard Fox Mulder??), that must have taken literal days of his life. Locked in the bathroom for an entire week like “DON’T COME IN HERE, ALICE, I’M BUSY.” How long ago did he go to space if CASSETTE TAPES were considered an acceptable way to record audio when he went up? He has been in space for 20 years. He is dead. What is Alice’s life now? She just wanders around her giant, spotless 900 million dollar house, imprisoned by her own privilege and the ghost of her former life. Drawing the same three drawings over and over like the kid from “The Ring.” Drinking juice from a carafe with an EMPTY GLASS on the other side of the table, presumably so she can imagine her dead space husband is there. “Drink up, darling,” Alice says lovingly, reaching into the empty air to cup an imaginary bristled cheek. “You haven’t touched this delicious guava-lavender purification tea I brewed for you, and you must get your vitamins before you go to space.” Also, she has a picture of HERSELF next to her picture OF HIM, instead of a picture OF THEM, together, which makes me wonder: is Gwyneth Paltrow’s character “Alice” at all?? Is this like that astronaut love triangle where the one astronaut attacked the other one???? Did Gwyneth murder Alice while her husband was in space, and now she pretends to live Alice’s life????  “Alice has been such a recluse since Roderick went to space in 1996,” Alice’s friends say, not realizing that Alice has been mummifying in the charming 18th century icebox in the servants’ kitchen since 1996 and Gwyneth is the new Alice. “We’re so happy together, aren’t we, Roderick,” Gwyneth croons to her tape player, wrapping her arms around her own torso, swaying dreamily before the full length mirror, wearing nothing but Alice’s special 20-year-old surprise necklace and a wig made of of Alice’s hair. I love this commercial so much. 

There was a puppy petting session at uni today and I thought that meant there would be real puppies….

im so sorry

the reason this one feels different is because abbie had one trait that none of the others had. she was the hero of the story.

even if you don’t think there’s a vile strain of homophobia running through the industry at the moment, whether or not you believe women of color are woefully underrepresented on tv, no matter what your feelings about about misogyny as a motivator for people’s actions, you cannot deny a crap load of women have died on tv lately.

but abbie’s different, because she was the hero of the story and the story ends when the hero dies.

and for a show to kill its hero and go on without her, what they’re really telling people is she was never really the hero. it literally doesn’t matter why they did it. it just does. not. matter. because they’ve told us now that in the story they’re telling, abbie was so unimportant that they could do without her.

fuck you, sleepy hollow.

booasaur:  #I just #IF THE LEAD CAN’T SURVIVE #like #it’s not nicole choosing to leave that’s the problem #she’s been sidelined and mistreated from the start #it wasn’t some fun shade when she had to call them out for excluding her from the dvd commentary #who does that? #why on earth would anybody do that? #and if that’s the environment she was working in #for four years? can you blame her wanting to leave? #of course not #and if she DID leave #there are actually many ways for characters to leave a show without being killed off #but she shouldn’t even have had to leave #you had gold in her and the dynamic with tom #and you ruined it yourself #you’ve killed her and so you’ve killed your show #there is no sleepy hollow without abbie mills or nicole beharie

Here Are Some People Who Are Very Confused About What “No Makeup” Looks Like

Woman: wearing foundation, powder, blush, bronzer, highlight, false lashes, mascara, nude lipstick, brow powder eyeshadow

Man: she doesn’t have red lipstick on so that means no makeup

like 3 of them are wearing very visible winged eyeliner i’m screaming

this is just….

Dudes harp on and on about natural beauty and can’t even recognise an obvious face full of makeup 

Which just assures me that they absolutely do NOT want a ‘natural woman’ they want a ‘flawless woman with natural style makeup’ like honestly if they think THAT looks ‘makeupless’ then how should we feel about our ACTUAL bare faces? If I were the type to give extra shits I’d be mortified by the mere concept of letting a dude see me without foundation.

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate Hoech’s new twitter icon?

Pornstachioed lumberjack Hoechlin is a reality.

@werewolvesandarrows OH GOD

Watercolor Art by German Artist Jana Grote