.the sword and the faith.

Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this

Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this. 

ok i made this in february and i still think that’s the best and the happiest thing i made this february

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I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6’1 and if he’s 6’2, he’ll say he’s 6’3.

Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5’9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5’3.

What I do is not a crime, but it should be.

I had no idea Satan was on TikTok.

In the afterlife, souls can see how many living people still know you once existed. You, who had lived a fairly normal life, finally saw the count drop to 0 just 200 years after your death. 500 years later, 95% of the Earth’s total population suddenly knows about you.

And they all know I sold really, really shitty copper.

I laughed UNREASONABLY hard over this.

💻🐈 [source: roshineemookaiah on tiktok]

Turn on the sound

the vincent van gogh episode of doctor who but instead the doctor takes ts eliot to the premiere of the cats movie

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My tablet’s still busted, but I wanted to do somethin cute for Halloween

Click to see what these silly ghosts are up to~

in the year 2018, I can not believe

I’m in love

The woman in black is Loora Wang, she’s a fashion design and she uses tiktok to show off her clothes. I haven’t been able to track down the name of the woman in red but she’s in most of the videos Loora posts, and a lot of them are just as cute as the umbrella one

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand 

Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*

Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*

This is a Greek comedy I could get behind 

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys

and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over. 

LASHANA LYNCH IS 007????

nothing but respect for Lashana Lynch, next Agent 007

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

Seriously, this is next level stuff. Check the reveal at the end, technology is amazing. Music is Whisper3 by Peritune on Soundcloud.

Nike’s new ad is targeted at Latina women and it is phenomenal!!!

This ad got me hyped!  

¡Vámonos! 🇲🇽

oh my fuckning

UNMUTE THIS

We do a lot of animal walks in my training, so I’ll show you some.