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.the sword and the faith.

@elisera / elisera.tumblr.com

.be fucking better.
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tommolinson

it will forever confuse me that the german tumblr app now says “… hat deinen Eintrag gelikt” and not “… hat deinen Eintrag als Favorit markiert” which is just shortened and very nice but I don’t read gelikt as [gelaikd] but as [gelikt] and that sounds as if someone licked my post and i really wish i could unread/unhear that

Man nennt mich Kuh In tiefster Nacht Liegt all zur Ruh Ich trapse sacht Auf deinen Blog Den Hals gestreckt Und habe schon Den post geleckt

my name’s tumblr and when you peek upon your blog where stuff you keep I’ll tell you what you like the most - a friend came by

and licked your post

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male cashier: you’re too pretty to be wearing all that eye makeup.

me: you’re too irrelevant to be commenting on my appearance.

#Oh my god its a fucking compliment shut up

the fact that some of you people can’t distinguish between a compliment and a criticism blunted with a weak compliment blows my fucking mind

misogyny has them thinking whenever a man says pretty, you should be thankful.

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audrey1nd

JEFF DAVIS HAS FINALLY REVEALED THE REASON BEHIND THE CONTINUITY PROBLEMS!

Which is that no one looks over the scripts before they’re shot because they’re written so last minute.

FUCKING A.

either hire someone to be a continuity hawk or rework the writing schedule SO THAT NOT EVERY. SINGLE. SCRIPT. IS A RUSH JOB.

I’m surprised that he’s admitting how bad he is at his job. He’s the *showrunner*. Having a workable schedule and keeping to it is the core of his job; writing every episode is *not*. He is being fundamentally unprofessional, and he’s telling everyone about it! Who does that?

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cimness

I’ve found that white dudes are often proud of being sloppy and last-minute because they’ve never experienced any negative consequences for it. Meeting tolerance for their sloppiness and mistakes everywhere (“Boys will be boys!”)(“Oh well, it’s readable, wouldn’t want to embarrass him when he’s probably already aware of all these typos”), they mistake their noticeably error-ridden efforts for essentially meeting expectations. They then imagine that this nonexistent ability (to carelessly and quickly meet expectations which other people would have to work carefully to meet) is a sign of how they’re so rebellious (read: cool) and amazingly talented and ~good under pressure~ (because they imagine that lesser creative beings would be incapable of producing at the last minute, or would be even lower quality).

Damn, you’re right. I’d never put it together that way before, but that’s it *exactly*. Pernicious Consequences of Privilege #2347.

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