internet wood nymph irl

computer developer: ah i wonder what shape i should make the thing you click with...

the helpful cursor:

always a shame when a basic dude bags a goth girl and then can't match her freak

is this your card?

This video perfectly captures the trans girl aesthetic and I’m not even angry he’s cis I’m just impressed he managed to, purely by accident, hit every fucking note of a perfect trans girl gag video like dammit I wish he played on my team.

is this brian david gilbert???

not for long.

that’s fucking brian david gilbert

@isuggestforcefem back me up here im being overrun by the ignorance massives

@bluehairedemon you can't hide this in the tags

Your humble DM having to name NPCs they came up with on the spot

I start age regressing but only to like 14 years old and I get on tumblr and start posting about ace discourse to my su crit blog

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i would legit listen to a whole album of ambient music made like this

I want the purrs and mews included

you gotta give your fursona batshit god powers just in case the sky opens up and you become them irl

I've been waiting to hear this my entire life

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

gupitaro begs for mercy

edible turned me into a word document

does it still count as qwerty if you change how many letters are in each row 🤔

[image: a device says "Please enter your password...] The keyboard shown is a six by six grid, except that switch to lower case, backspace, and space bar take up two squares each. The letter keys are in the same order as in the qwerty keyboard layout, except that the ten letters Q W E R T Y U I O P that take up the top row of an ordinary keyboard take up one and two-thirds rows of this grid; the nine letters ordinarily in the home row finish row 2 here, fill 3, and start 4; what is ordinarily the bottom row finishes row 4, with N and M overflowing to row 5 between switch to lower case and backspace; row 6 has space bar at the center, then left and right arrows, with switch to numbers and symbols at far left and enter at far right.]

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observe please that the original qwerty layout was designed to slow typing speed so the mechanical typewriters it was designed for wouldn't jam and then inertia kept it popular: even now, multiple technological improvements past the point of needing each keystroke to be long enough after the last that each inked stamp bit avoids colliding with the next, mobile device keyboard apps for the Latin alphabet invariably include a qwerty layout option. touch typing isn't possible on most mobile devices, for the similar reason of one's fingers getting in each other's way, but especially for people who only know qwerty, keeping the familiar keyboard layout makes it much easier for users to find each letter quickly. that is, random as the layout may seem, it was designed using user-friendly logic and its use still centers on user-friendly logic today.

contrast whatever the fuck this is.

falling comet, silver star, beautiful scourge

wandering ghost

I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes

Imagine this whole post in the TikTok text to speech voice.