i’d like to personally thank boyd holbrook for how slutty his performance as the corinthian is. the director said “one more!” but he heard “more whore” and went with it.
the corinthian: do you know why i do it? so i can taste what it’s like to be human. and you don’t care about humanity. you only care about yourself, and your realm and your rules.
morpheus: i contain the entire collective unconscious. without my rules, it would consume me. humanity would be consumed.
the corinthian: or you might actually feel something.
not gonna lie.. the corinthian gagged him a little bit:
morpheus this.. the corinthian that.. we all know that the REAL sandman sexy man is merv pumpkinhead
ok but does the corinthian brush his eye-teeth?? does he floss them?? what does that dental care look like? does he have yearly check ups at the dentist to make sure these pearly whites are good and healthy? the audience needs to know.
she’s a 10 but she’s attracted to the walking nightmare serial killer who has teeth for eyes
*slaps the sandman on the back* this baby can fit SO MANY unhinged gay people
me, looking at the corinthian: i could fix him
i’ve only had the live action corinthian for 20 minutes, but that’s my little bastard babygirl right there