a whisper on the wind

ok so I got added to this facebook group where people post bad pictures they’ve taken of boats and do you wanna see maybe the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

edging? more like filibusting a nut

Quick question OP why did I have to read this

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

good news, guys, we can all give up on trying to find love because this couple has won the whole damn game!!

HAVE YALL SEEN THIS…THIS IS WHAT I MEAN BY 20GAYTEEN HAPPY VALENTINES DAY LOVE IS REAL

OHHH MY GOD

my mom’s perfume.

“Alright, take it easy. We both know you’re kind of a lightweight." "Really? You think I’m going to let a blood addict tell me how to drink?”

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get