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My friend drove thru town with her baby and, more importantly, the baby Dracula book I had sent to her and it’s more hilarious than I could have imagined

There’s also a page where Jonathan is like “no wonder he wants to buy a new house!” When he sees the castle

In this house we bite and run

“No biting!” The theme here is that Dracula is a recalcitrant toddler. With a stuffed dragon

“That night, everyone slept very well.”

Perfection. Zero notes. I can’t believe I can send this to a baby and no one can stop me. Sorry, your baby is a new hilarious flavor of Dracula nerd now

I would like everyone to know that my friend texted me, and this book is apparently a huge hit with said baby, now a toddler, this year. They are teaching him not to bite and so every time Dracula bites someone he shakes his head and goes “no no!” Amazing. Dracula bringing the relevance to toddler fandom

@sorrel-ly @eolewyn1010 obligatorischer tag :)

My friend drove thru town with her baby and, more importantly, the baby Dracula book I had sent to her and it’s more hilarious than I could have imagined

There’s also a page where Jonathan is like “no wonder he wants to buy a new house!” When he sees the castle

In this house we bite and run

“No biting!” The theme here is that Dracula is a recalcitrant toddler. With a stuffed dragon

“That night, everyone slept very well.”

Perfection. Zero notes. I can’t believe I can send this to a baby and no one can stop me. Sorry, your baby is a new hilarious flavor of Dracula nerd now

I would like everyone to know that my friend texted me, and this book is apparently a huge hit with said baby, now a toddler, this year. They are teaching him not to bite and so every time Dracula bites someone he shakes his head and goes “no no!” Amazing. Dracula bringing the relevance to toddler fandom

@sorrel-ly @eolewyn1010 obligatorischer tag :)

little kingfisher model, made in blockbench and rendered in blender

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

til death or some guy do us part

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

eating him

if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

just looked over to find my cat had somehow crawled into the sleeve of my jacket ???? fucking wheezing. the baleful worm

help me mother

genuinely no video on the internet mystifies me like this one

my parents trying to figure out what to get me for christmas

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

SHUT

they should invent a staying up late that doesnt guarantee less sleep

sad, sick little knight laid up in bed with a big comforter thrown on top of them, pouring honey tea through a funnel they've stuck through their visor

shivering because they've got the chills. dear god you cannot begin to imagine the clanking and clattering. it sounds like when you clip into the wall in garry's mod

I was about to climb into bed but I had to turn my computer back on to draw this real quick