sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

How does superglue REFUSE to come out of the tube when you're actively trying to get some out, but as soon as you give up and put it down, the damn thing decides it's time to do world's best pineapple-with-a-werewolf-boyfriend -impression?

This website makes it impossible to communicate with normal people.

"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there

“slut era” i whisper to myself as i rot in my bed, sick like a frail victorian child

the SOUND he lets out

today a Chihuahua made direct eye contact

here it is, the funniest most absurd line spoken in all of kingdom hearts 

Shadow the Hedgehog but he wears these

ROBOCOP (1987)

robocop’s famous catchphrase

This is so sick and twisted

The combination of good kush + alcohol

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i’m imploring you bro!! dude i fucking beseech thee!!!