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jay; 20something; they/them; white; ethnically catholic; cis straight man; LGBT+ (metrosexual); conventionally attractive privilege haver; i don't reliably tag triggers
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everything that you think is true about me is true about me regardless of if it contradicts other things that are true about me. i am an enigma. a myth. a lie. most importantly, a huge cunt.

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wannabe career artist opinions on ai art are so funny to me. oh no you were deprived of your ability to be underpaid working ten hours a day six days a week animating a background character's hair in disney's latest intellectual property because not paying a robot is still cheaper than underpaying you. your unique creative artist's soul which has a talent unmatched by any other person on earth is being flayed alive on account of your inability to do it in an office or on twitter i mean x. when somebody doesn't pay you to draw a big titty anime girl making a drooly face, they are personally stealing your rent money and the food in your fridge. the industry was already oversaturated. it was ALREADY functionally impossible to have a career as a creative and that has been the reality for quite some time now.

it's even more funy when wannabe career writers do it. oh no your ability to find work writing babysitter club or vampire diary books was stolen by a computer. jampes patterson could have commissioned you as a ghost writer but instead he just asked chat gpt to write his next book for him. in 2025 none of the official star wars tie in novels will have been written by real people :(

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wannabe career artist opinions on ai art are so funny to me. oh no you were deprived of your ability to be underpaid working ten hours a day six days a week animating a background character's hair in disney's latest intellectual property because not paying a robot is still cheaper than underpaying you. your unique creative artist's soul which has a talent unmatched by any other person on earth is being flayed alive on account of your inability to do it in an office or on twitter i mean x. when somebody doesn't pay you to draw a big titty anime girl making a drooly face, they are personally stealing your rent money and the food in your fridge. the industry was already oversaturated. it was ALREADY functionally impossible to have a career as a creative and that has been the reality for quite some time now.

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There seems to be a general malaise on most of Tumblr about TikTok getting banned in the United States.

I understand the problems, "brain rot", whatever but- A government banning a social media app that opened the world for many people is legitimately scary and upsetting. Say what you want but, there are MANY global and local issues that would not have gotten the same traction, recognition, and outreach without TikTok.

And then add to this that Meta/Facebook was one the largest lobbyists working to get TikTok banned... Like- I think folks should be more concerned about the implications of what this means, especially since the ban goes into effect the day before inauguration.

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vaspider

A lot of small businesses are just staring at a cliff coming right for them and they genuinely don't know what to do. It's hard to explain how good TikTok has been for a lot of little businesses. It's been accessible for people in a way that, like, Facebook hasn't been.

I never got really into it but I know a lot of small business owners who are really, really freaked out.

responding to a post about state censorship with "wont somebody think of the petite bourgeoisie" is sooooooo vaspider.

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2025 cooking goals:

  • homemade kimchi
  • homemade cheese, both farmer type and labne
  • eat more purple vegetables
  • cooking with foraged food
  • catching and cooking fish
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there's this really long storytime tumblr post about how some chronic pain ladyposter in britaingland was getting massages for her chronic pain in a massage parlor with a sexy sexy title but because she's a lady she doesn't get offered the sexy sexy options and doesn't know that it exists until her husband goes. and the whole thing is written in this very lighthearted tone and she's like oh i don't have a problem with it being a brothel and i'd like to say, from the bottom of my heart, I HATEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUU

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micromontage

regarding 2017

So 2016 was a shit year, we all agree right

No matter how shit the next year is going to be, how many celebrities are going to die or whatever. Please take care of people around you you love and people you don’t. you never know what they might be going throught right now. be nice to elders and children, stop yelling when it’s uncalled for, don’t bully others

let’s all promise each other to be cool ok

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beadyeyes

That one tweet that says something like "guys need to start treating their girls better because faggots bi asf these days"

I had such a sanitized version in my head

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lol throwback to my most downvoted statement that i ever made on reddit when i used it, which was that if somebody is looking to fuck and they don't wanna fuck a transsexual, it's on them to ask all prospective sex partners if they're a transsexual, not on any hypothetical transsexual to ever say anything. and the reason it got downvoted is because i think everybody who hit that downvote button had a horrible moment of clarity thinking of what their life would be like if they had to ask every woman that they were trying to bang if she was a transsexual or not.

it's exactly like body count in the sense that (1) if you care so much you should be the one asking and (2) it's a nice big red flag you can put up to let all women, including the ones that meet your preferences, know what a big fat massive piece of shit you are

that being said it's extremely optimistic of me to expect ciswomen to have any sort of empathy or understanding for the amount of invasive bullshit that transsexuals, especially transsexual women, go through. so you know what would realistically actually happen is that it would probably give some really annoying ciswomen like gender dysphoria about being clocky bc they internalized something that a man said to be about them versus being about the man.

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lol throwback to my most downvoted statement that i ever made on reddit when i used it, which was that if somebody is looking to fuck and they don't wanna fuck a transsexual, it's on them to ask all prospective sex partners if they're a transsexual, not on any hypothetical transsexual to ever say anything. and the reason it got downvoted is because i think everybody who hit that downvote button had a horrible moment of clarity thinking of what their life would be like if they had to ask every woman that they were trying to bang if she was a transsexual or not.

it's exactly like body count in the sense that (1) if you care so much you should be the one asking and (2) it's a nice big red flag you can put up to let all women, including the ones that meet your preferences, know what a big fat massive piece of shit you are

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lol throwback to my most downvoted statement that i ever made on reddit when i used it, which was that if somebody is looking to fuck and they don't wanna fuck a transsexual, it's on them to ask all prospective sex partners if they're a transsexual, not on any hypothetical transsexual to ever say anything. and the reason it got downvoted is because i think everybody who hit that downvote button had a horrible moment of clarity thinking of what their life would be like if they had to ask every woman that they were trying to bang if she was a transsexual or not.

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absolutely unsourced unqualified hot take that i will die on a hill defending: up to 75% of all autism cases are just a doctors way of calling you weird. a weirdo. a freak. do they ever see you without that stupid hat on no that's weird.

the natural follow up to this post is for all self diagnosted autistics to replace "autistic" in bio with im weird im a weirdo i dont fit in do you ever see me without this stupid hat on no that's weird. or if you're not an american whatever your cultural equivalent of cole sprouse jughead riverdale is.

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