everything that you think is true about me is true about me regardless of if it contradicts other things that are true about me. i am an enigma. a myth. a lie. most importantly, a huge cunt.

i want to study at a New York university i will spell convenience store as bodega and say I'm walkin here. i would watch the The Sopranos on WCBS all night while drinking a Manhattan with my roommates. i'll have gabagool every day that's worth 5 bucks. i would go clubbing every night. i am also more likely to meet Yankees, Al Pacino, Lady Gaga and the Mob

I wish I was a New Yorker

I have female hysteria + male loneliness + toxic masculinity + dark empath abilities

same guy

Drugs will only harm you if you have a bad personality. If you find your life being negatively impacted by drugs, you should take a break from them and focus on yourself and then come back to drugs when you're a better person. A person drugs deserves.

still thinking about when i saw a girl on here with ~3 partners and one of them was a lesbian with a “MEN DNI” banner and one of them was a tboy with a “‘MEN DNI’ DNI” banner

nobody:

2012 tumblr:

imagine being a suicide hotline operator and you get Drake

that can only mean one thing

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

they're making the omelas child go to therapy so it can learn about interpersonal accountability and realize the impact that its confusing and antisocial behavior has on the people around it

this world is so funny

but I’m done laughing