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jay; 20something; they/them; white; ethnically catholic; cis straight man; LGBT+ (metrosexual); conventionally attractive privilege haver; i don't reliably tag triggers
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everything that you think is true about me is true about me regardless of if it contradicts other things that are true about me. i am an enigma. a myth. a lie. most importantly, a huge cunt.

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every time i download a pdf to put on my ereader i take bread straight from the author's mouth. for dessert i eat the moths that fly out of their empty wallets. i saw stephen king walking around wearing a barrel and suspenders today. i don't even read the things

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okay i see people reblogging that coke is dangerous because what if it's cut with fentanyl and no OP does not sound like a gay DARE officer OP literally just sounds like a normal ass cop. not even like ice t where hes like those crazy kids are tweaking off of red40 and heroin they call it pixie stix...... like a boring ass dumb ass cop who faceplants down a slide. theres way more risks to casual cocaine usage than it being cut with fentanyl. like even a teeny bump of the cleanest fucking coke can give you brain or heart damage especially if you've been drinking and are on other medications or have some kind of pre existing condition. and yeah this is unlikely. more likely than the girlies and gays doing lines in the club bathroom having cocaine cut with, fucking fentanyl, but unlikely. the number one thing to touch on with cocaine is the incredibly high addictive potential to the point where casual use can induce the physical state of being addicted to it. nowhere is this mentioned in that post because clearly fentanyl fearmongering is more important

like this is a non issue because nobody who ever reblogged that post would be doing cocaine in a club bathroom ANYWAY. but god forbid somebody from tumblr dot com goes to the club with the girlies and one of them is like should we do a lil line and their only objection is oh my god what if theres fentanyl in it??? theyre gonna look like a total fucking loser. im doing this for the people

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okay i see people reblogging that coke is dangerous because what if it's cut with fentanyl and no OP does not sound like a gay DARE officer OP literally just sounds like a normal ass cop. not even like ice t where hes like those crazy kids are tweaking off of red40 and heroin they call it pixie stix...... like a boring ass dumb ass cop who faceplants down a slide. theres way more risks to casual cocaine usage than it being cut with fentanyl. like even a teeny bump of the cleanest fucking coke can give you brain or heart damage especially if you've been drinking and are on other medications or have some kind of pre existing condition. and yeah this is unlikely. more likely than the girlies and gays doing lines in the club bathroom having cocaine cut with, fucking fentanyl, but unlikely. the number one thing to touch on with cocaine is the incredibly high addictive potential to the point where casual use can induce the physical state of being addicted to it. nowhere is this mentioned in that post because clearly fentanyl fearmongering is more important

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saw a post bitching about booktok that turned into a post about how reading comprehension is going down and it has to do with teaching styles and the source linked was a podcast. a podcast. ill fucking kill you.

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i know this is the piss on the poor cream your panties over the most mid ass bullshit from real life people who are ethically repugnant without an ounce of critical thinking about how the belief systems motivating their actions might be filtered through their work because that would stop them from enjoying their pissy shitties but goddamn

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amciwtvs2e4 also i feel like this was the closest this show's gonna get to showing a vampire coven that even kind of works and has some fun with it, iwtv vamps never have friends lol. chronic depression the series. especially telling that this is the ep where theyre all shitting relentlessly on claudia. others have said it better than me but louis really is that bitch that picks her man over her daughter :/ every time :/ and that sit in your choice sister? fucking lol.

i do love how they show vampires failing to make art. they've lost their ability to connect to humans and their human perspective on the world that makes any vampire art competent but not inspired imo. and i can see how between that and the dream thing louis would be fucked upppppppp and thats not even getting into the photo scramble. which like, had to b armand right? not trying to get louis to think he's a better photographer but trying to get louis to believe he can see the world the way a human might.

I am also *fascinated* with the show depicting vampires failing to make art; it’s heartbreaking. marius, never having been accomplished enough to be anything more than “a peer of” someone more renowned. louis not being a prodigy, and giving up a couple years into his practice. I can’t speak to the work of the TdV except that they intimate they’ve become less popular in paris since the war, and it’s become a bit run-down.

what has me by the throat as this all plays out is anticipating lestat coming along and kicking ass as a rock star. I need that to not suck. that was part of what was magical about TVL: dude pops out of the ground and becomes an internationally-famous rock star almost overnight, flips his hair over his shoulder, and just does a—

in canon he’s just casually like idk how to be bad at anything (being evil, being a vampire, being a musician, etc)—for better or worse—and we sail along on that premise through the books, that he’s an exceptional vampire (including when it comes to fucking up). like this is part of what drove nicki mental: nicki wanted them to fail, not realizing lestat is doomed to succeed.

that’s really why all the vampires across the world gang up to kill him. not for breaking rules and exposing them, but for being able to make good art lol

I love how this loops into the dilemma of evil people making good art. It's comforting to imagine that good art could never be created by monsters, or by people whose behavior is consistently, profoundly, purposefully harmful, because that would mean they are human (or that they can mirror humanity effectively, which sounds just terrifying). But really, art is made by artists, and their virtue or even their very humanity aren't necessary to its creation.

you just like the previous person in the reblog chain have missed the damn point and vampire art is not good art. it might be entertaining but in canon vampire art has the depth and profundity of meaning of a goddamn marvel movie

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getting called misandrist and such since this post breached containment and I guess ended up on peoples tumblr 'for you' page. apparently I am very inconsiderate for posting it . well these are my apology costs:

$100 - I make a post apologizing

$500 - I make a video apologizing

$1000 - I make a video apologizing WITH tears

thank you for your time

that pyramid is NOT happening anytime soon i'm afraid 😭🙏

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