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Elder Price

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God loves Mormons and He wants some more!
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“I’d do anything for you; you’re my best friend!”

Guess who finally got to see her favorite musical of all time live!! IT WAS AMAZING!!! Trey Parker and Matt Stone, if you’re reading this: in the dangerously unlikely event you decide to make a Book of Mormon children’s book, please hire me to illustrate it

I also recently passed 1,000 followers! HOLY COW! Thank you guys, you’re the best!!!

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How To Pray and Stay Awake It’s nice to see I wasn’t the only person with this problem. Without having read this book (for now obvious reasons) I would recommend* one or more of the following:

  • Drink a big cup of coffee
  • Or Red Bull, Monster, or Jolt
  • Drop a tab of acid and wait about 45 minutes
  • Do a line of coke
  • Do another line of coke
  • Do 15 jumping jacks
  • Build a bonfire, run around it 4 times, and throw this book into it

*Disclaimer: I don’t really recommend doing any of these things because you could spend your time doing something that will actually make a difference, rather than talking to yourself until you fall asleep :)

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Temple Secrets

Coming soon.

  • Blood Atonement Chamber
  • Cash Registers
  • Angel w/ Sword (temple worker)
  • Holy of Holies
  • Even Holier Than That Holy ($ CASH VAULT $)
  • Granite Vault
  • Green Celestial Room (Heaven has an overall green hue, apparently)
  • First Presidency Vault
  • Plus more…
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My sister was a dancer but she got cancer. The doctor said she still had two months more. I thought she had time, so I got in line. For the new iPhone at the Apple Store.

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