TOP TEN SPIRITS OF CHRISTMAS:
1. Charlie Brown2. The Ghost of Christmas Present3. That one person who brings the good weed 4. The Ghost of Christmas Past5. The Ghost of Christmas Future6. Santa Claus7. The Little Drummer Boy8. The Holiday Spirit9. The Christmas Tree10. The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
Listen. Listen. I can't give yuo any more cigarettes. You keep eating them right in front of me, and honestly, we've all had enough.
we should all be able to turn into trucks at will
Quick! 10000000000000000 trillion demons just jumped out from behind that rock! What do you do. Bitch.
getting a big huge thing of mayo on my hand and not being able to wash it off
what if we had really bad stupid sex 😳🤢😳😳
what if we had really bad stupid sex and it wss horrible and we died. i love that we can share these thoughts together
what if i developed a parasocial relationship with you
what if i developed a real relationship with you
biting you
if a dinosauer bit me i would bite it back. if a giraffe bit me i would bite it back. if a concept bit me i wpuld marry it.
do you believe in love?
love is real
what are your thoughts on anteatersssssss
theyre like if a god made a joke about a hose
what’s your biggest fear
most probably my biggest fear is falling into an infinite pit with no bottom and infinite things that could stab cut crush drown electrocute or otherwise kill me
toucans are sort of like if a bird
if a bird had a big funny mouth, yea
100 zombies 100 vampires 100 goblins 100 demons 100 mummies 100 werewolves and 300 normal earthworms have appeared in front of you. What happens next?
they all start fighting. the earthworms win
U mention ants alot
i ant stop thinking about them
i just found out @elcycyromem is a bot and not a real person and i've just been reblogging meaningless nonsense for like 2 weeks
i wanna go to a mirror maze and get lost forever
they called me sparse the way i grow in patches
secure position at big oil company – step 1: get a big switch that can shut off the entire operation – step 2: turn it off forever
i had a spaghetti noodle once
