A Silly Poet's Rambling

I made this, please feel free to use

I made this post a couple months ago, and I completely forgot that I made it

today has been one of the worst days of my entire life, and this post somehow made its way back to me, like a mental-health chef boyardee can.

it actually helped me a lot

have some more

They’re doing their best with half a brain cell.

The gray kitten isn't dumb. They're learning. They made a mistake and stopped.

The orange kitten tho... they are not beating the stereotype.

smokey Jone: whoopsiesies! steppted my lil paw inna the foude. dis noan goode, bettor whipes it off ovar hier.

Vermillion Carmichael: gotta eat this fucking metal

Another thing you can do to fight fascism is teach kids in your life how to read through phonics and introduce them to fun kids' books, both fiction and educational non-fiction. There is a literacy crisis in the US right now, and people who can't read well or learn to hate reading are easier to control.

I wish every trans person a belly full of delicious soup

dril and xkcd are at opposite ends of a spectrum slowly working to collaboratively post about every possible topic

xkcd-coded response:

dril-coded response:

take any and all that you need. remember it.

you are still here. you are wanted here. you are loved here.

inspired by this post from redbeardace

lol *creates a shrine to something obscure and unimportant

take any and all that you need. remember it.

you are still here. you are wanted here. you are loved here.

inspired by this post from redbeardace

I really just need a way to convey to god that I am NOT one of his toughest soldiers, and he MUST start curating easier battles

do you ever re-read your own wips like 'damn the bitch that wrote this oughta finish it'

do you ever re-read your own wips like 'damn the bitch that wrote this oughta finish it'

anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.

Let me demonstrate my answer for you:

That's it. That's my answer. Endor.

Please just take a look at Han's face right after witnessing 3po float. The man just had his entire worldview blown to smithereens.

that's so funny. that means he accepted Vader deflecting a blaster bolt with his hand as just something freaky government cyborgs can do, and stuck by Luke for multiple years as he tried to figure this Force stuff out, and just treated it like your friend getting really really into neopaganism to cope with a loss.

like yeah kid good job with the witching. i'm certain it will be more useful against your enemies than your sharpshooting. no i do not think your witchcraft is supplementing your aim but i'm not gonna argue about it.

yeah Luke was like 'I heard Ben Kenobi's voice in my head telling me how to blow up the Death Star :)' and Han was like 'kind of an unusual coping mechanism but I'm not gonna argue with him'

thanks to carbonite han not only misses learning about luke's training montage on dagobah, he's also half-blind during their whole escape on tatooine. luke's out there force-kicking henchmen with his gucci boots and doing flips and shit and han can't see a goddamn thing. now on endor luke's yeeting threepio with the power of his mind and han's just like 'the last time we hung out i had to stuff him in a tauntaun sleeping bag'.

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

sometimes i think about the night destiel went canon and how everyone on the internet, whether they were in the fandom or not, just went down the line shaking hands like good game good game. that's the closest we'll ever get to world peace

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