You could be my hero if only I could let go...

Hakeem Jeffries is a master of public speech.

On the one hand I would prefer a functional government, but on the other, the sheer comedy and Schadenfreude of the House Republicans descending into petty, humiliating chaos while the Dem folks are showing up with literal popcorn and chanting for their own Speaker nominee like this is a high school sports game is filling me with manic glee.

This is the current state of American politics

I'm gonna lose it

the popcorn is legal im cackling

Living in 2022 be like

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“Wait for it .. our cats face when she watches our new rescue kitten”

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I CANNOT BREATHE

Cat be like SO YOU JUST BRING THIS DUMBASS INTO MY HOUSE

i am delighted to inform you of the existence of the Rosefinch, which is a real actual bird that exists!

I would like to add,, strawberry finches

They’re dating🥰

If there’s anything worth living for, it’s kittens trying to imitate their moms.

These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own. 

via @thesassyducks​ instagram

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she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet

love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”

Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’

don’t measure a woman’s worth by her clothes - terre des femmes

THIS NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED SO FREAKING MUCH, TODAY PEOPLE CALLED ME WHORE BECAUSE I WAS WEARING A SKIRT AND WE ARE IN SUMMER, IT’S SO HOT IN THIS COUNTRY AND I HAVE TO USE PANTS SO GUYS DON’T GET ” DISTRACTED ” respect girls

you may notice not one of those words is positive, not even neutral its a game where there are no correct answers, just different ways to be told you are invalid, wrong, and should be ashamed. thats a shitty game to force people to play

If anyone gets called this, dm me and I will be there to throw some hands. 

“Marvin Gaye’s voice was so amazing that even when you strip away all of the musical accompaniment it stops you in your tracks.”

Wow.

She didn’t have to flex this hard 😤😤

Westerlund 2: Detail 3 & Westerlund 2: Detail 4

Same energy

The amount of privilege in this photo has embarrassed me to the point that I simply do not want to be a human being anymore.

I swear to GOD. This is disgusting and I am disgusted by all of these people. How about YOU go back to work? How about YOU risk your life to give people the actual essentials in life? How about YOU go and never get to see your family and if you do most likely put them at risk? How. About. YOU.

https://twitter.com/kingvader/status/1240720130415316993

the biggest april fool’s day joke is always the fact that it’s april bc i swear to you yesterday was mid-february

this is usually true but not for fucking 2020 because yall march lasted for literally 7 years and the fact that it’s only april 1st is wild