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So fucked that little animals can have bad dreams what do you mean they have to deal with nightmares too
Look at her she's soooooo small do you think she deserves to be in the nightmare realm??? Ignore that it looks like I took her on a walk in the nightmare realm
i sent her on a moon mission hope this is ok with u she will be back soon and has a walkie talkie if u need anything like moon apples or a 7-up
hey this week is monumentally awful so you should reblog and tell me in ur tags if ur pets like being picked up or not for me
Promise me? Do you promise? Do you really promise? Will your children promise too?
I will be sad if I spend this next week cleaning up chocolate filled puke. Please don't make me sad. 🥺
Whim, the Most Wonderful Wizard will give you good luck if you don't let your pets eat candy!!!
so excited to meet her new brother
"Just lay the child upon me!"
It’s spooky season
Welcome, O Great Pumpkin!
.... Ruckus is the cutest puppy to ever exist and I will hear no contrary claims
And bonus "Taking Flight"
Apparently someone tried to blaze this (thank you!) but Ruckus has proven Too Cute for Tumblr because...
Vincent Price with his pug, Puffie, on Betty White's Pet Set (1971)
it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.
this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!
I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??
the absolutely wild implication of this, that god was previously playing fast and loose with his own acts of good and evil but then had to start being considerate about what he was doing because now mankind is watching and we know.
God's worst mistake was opening our eyes and mouths, for now we can turn to him and name his sins
that last comment is one of those things that'll wind up on a graphically designed poster and people will wonder who said it, was it shakespeare, was it martin luther, was it euripedes, but alas no, it was tumblr user @villainessbian on a post about blind dogs
I hear the words "bichon frise" and my brain spends an uncountably long moment frantically overturning every memory I have, desperately trying to remember what foreign luxury car brand I have to pretend to care about in order for this conversation to go favorably. After my every mote of knowledge about cars has been thoroughly ransacked and I am on the verge of failing this social interaction, a smudged sticky note flutters into view that simply says "small white dog."
bitch on fries? that lil white thang?
The very same.
from a slightly different perspective, no matter how many of these eye boogered fellows walk into my grooming shop my brain always and without fail, replies with: “ah yes. a bitcoin.”
Blessing your timeline
they should leave biden's dog who bites people and wanders the hall making strange noises, its a dog that comes with the job now
The American answer to Larry the cat who hangs out at 10 Downing
