My fellow Missourians, I CAN CONFIRM: you can go to an early voting satellite and cast your ballot right now with absolutely no questions asked. Source: I just did it 👍
If you, like me, want to alleviate a modicum of anxiety by Doing Your Part early (even if you're in town and able to do it on the proper day!), this was super easy and I highly recommend it.
As long as you are registered to vote, simply present your ID. I can also confirm that you can use just a driver's license (even if it still has an old, hours-away address on it bc it hasn't yet expired and you can't be assed to go change it until you absolutely have to).
In addition to electing our first woman president and ratio-ing a cringefail fascist (to put it lightly, for my health), YOU 🫵, Missouri voter, also have the opportunity to:
- Re-legalize and furthermore enshrine abortion and other reproductive rights in Missouri, while explicitly banning federal initiatives from fucking it up in the future
- Oust two (2) of the chucklefucks who tried to block you from being able to vote on the above at all! Ensure that they receive instant karma by voting NO to retaining Judges Broniec and Gooch on the MO Supreme Court
- Prevent the GOP from pulling a similar move to this measure in NC, which would jeopardize naturalized citizens' voting rights and pave the way for other forms of discrimination
- Significantly increase the minimum wage AND require employers to give you an hour of paid sick leave for every 30 hours worked (!!!!)
- Property-tax the rich $50 per $100,000 to provide services to people 60 and older
There are also questions about legalizing sports betting and authorizing another gambling boat (at a constitutional level) and, in my area, about one bajillion local judges are up for reelection. Vote as you please if you have strong feelings on any of these.
I usually prefer a paper ballot, but at my early voting satellite, the only option was electronic. The voting program was very easy to use, very easy to double-check and backtrack on, not janky at all, and featured multiple accessibility features.
Additionally, I confirmed that you CAN use your phone to research all those local judges that weren't on Ballotpedia any candidates or issues you need more information on!
Go forth and vote in confidence! If your worst neighbor or crustiest bigoted problem customer can shamble out to vote against you, then you can haul ass to the polls to spite them and improve society somewhat whether they like it or not.
IT'S VOTE OR DIE, DUDES. YOU VOTE, OR YOU DIE.