I'm not really a HanLuke shipper but I can imagine them hooking up early in their friendship & then Han later after various revelations having a personal crisis over whether or not it's weird to have sex with both halves of a set of twins

& like he can't ask anyone if it's weird without admitting that he's already done it. he could talk to Luke about it bcos obviously Luke already knows but he's kind of avoiding the subject with Luke in case drawing attention to the fact that he's dating Luke's sister prompts a shovel talk. he's pretty sure Luke can kill people with his brain now and he doesn't want to have that particular shovel talk if he an avoid it.

If Han came to me with this kind of question, I would be very supportive and make sure he didn't uncomfortable about having to ask the question because most of all this is about his feelings.

However, I would also desperately need to know if Luke used the force on that thang, and Han also knows I would ask, which is why he never brings these problems to me.

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

illya is not impressed with your improv, napoleon.

A Realistic Alien Invasion

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SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ TWITTER ◆ STORE

I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton

Okay yes sometimes there’s a skeleton, I understand how museums work. But I mean what if it gets me

spookiest things in museums, number 15: the skeleton that understands you on an emotional level

THIS is the funniest ducking picture I have ever seen! Whoever grabbed this angle is a GENIUS!

He's clearly not acting as a put upon, scared angel getting wall slammed, look at those non stressed out hands.

This is a classic 'Michael Sheen Acting Choices' moment.

Director: So, Crowley's gonna slam you into a wall and you're going to have to look terrified.

Michael: Right, I've got you. One ethereal boner coming up!

Director: No, scared, Michael, SCARED!

Michael: I hear you. Horny. HORNY!

David: *Shrugs* I'm good with Michael's interpretation, to be fair.

Director: *THROWS HIS SCRIPT NOTES AT THE PAIR OF THEM*

Original pin - https://uk.pinterest.com/pin/9359111720044693/

[image description: picture of a yellowed newspaper

Headline: Mother must face the shocking truth, Tim's going to be a star

Picture: a young Tim Curry Caption: Tim Curry ... acidly satirical performance

Article: The last time Tim Curry's mother visited the theatre, to see her actor son perform in a nude scene from Hair, she hid blushing at the back of the box for the whole show.

Finally, when everyone had gone home, she emerged and told him: 'After that I can't think why you have always bothered to lock the bathroom door....'

Mrs Patricia Curry, the widow of a naval chaplain, is almost certain to be a good deal more shocked when she sees Tim in his new play, The Rocky Horror Sho.

The show, a spangled piece of eroticism, has turned into high camp 70s sensuality all those kitsch fantasies of the 50s, horror movies, Charles Atlas muscle-bound adverts, leather-jacketed rockers.

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The Eggxorcist

comic based on this text post

sauntering aint easy

Ive seen people be like in modern fantasy like "oh the pritagonists can just look up spells on their phone how do you solve that"

Imma be honest most people who go on recipe websites and book every recipe they see don't even use them lmao why would with be different

Given how terrible most recipe websites are i can only imagine how bad spell websites would be

Having to navigate someone's entire life story of how they became a witch in order to get to the part where they actually talk about the gods-damned banishing ritual

the number of 'easy 3 step spell to fly' that at best do nothing, and have a good chance of doing something very bad to you is non zero

Three words "BuzzFeed Spell Hacks"

New York public school system makes all their students learn the recorder because they're secretly looking for the one kid that will solve their rat problem

One of those fandom things that I love is when there’s new characters around and, with the unwavering confidence of an old farmer appraising cattle, fanfic authors take one good look at them, tilt their imaginary hat, and go “Aye. Praise kink, that one. Mighty case of praise kink if I ever saw one.” And everyone else just “aye.”

Not to mention the plot tropes.

“I don’t think the Highschool AU is going to come in too strong this year. Fandoms a touch jaded for that. But the hurt/comfort is growin’ thick as weeds and twice as fast. It’ll be a good harvest, fer sure.”

@cynaram

“I hear over at [neighbouring fandom] they’re putting the top field into fix-it fics.”

“Yes, ‘twould be.  They had a hard season last year, a right hard season.” 

“You think I ought to plant a little Sailor Moon Wild West AU? Don’t know if anything would come of it. Might not make it to harvest.”

“Won’t know until you plant it, will you?”

“Ah, a heritage crop.”

The shipping forecast.

The Fandom Almanac

“I think I’m going to sow some rarepairs this season. Don’t know what the market for ‘em will be, but I can eat ‘em if nobody else wants to.”

Radar a month into the war: Did anyone just feel a dimensional shift

au where kara crash lands like a year after clark and the kents pass her off as clark’s teen birth mom who just escaped a bad family situation

“this is Kara she just escaped a cult which is why she doesn’t know who Jesus is” would absolutely work on small town america. trust me I’m a professor.