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Eh Graham

@ehgraham / ehgraham.tumblr.com

Welcome! I’m a historian and a nerd who procrastinates on writing and drawing. She/her, but call me Graham anyway.
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dappermouth

A shivering shape at the edge of your eye — the figure who waits at the end of the drive.

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A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

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Deeply fucked up that this game (real life) forces you to play a crafting mini-game (cooking) every time you want to replenish your stamina bar.

You can skip the crafting game by using a pre-made consumable if you have them on hand, but high level players will constantly nag you about it and tell you that it damages your character's stats in the long run.

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copperbadge

Way worse is that you have an unskippable cut scene after the crafting mini game, every time, called "doing the dishes." You can avoid it for a while by exiting the kitchen but the longer you wait the longer the cutscene is.

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adampvrrish

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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Viggo Mortensen and Uraeus on the set of Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

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