Yeah well I think dragons suck
I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more
Katara: wow so this is Omashu
Aang: back in my day it was called weed city
Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t
Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think
Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city
Sokka: what the fuck
lance: are you high
keith: hello, am i what
lance: high
keith: hello
shiro: hey keith, i ate the brownies in the fridge downstairs, are they yours?
keith: yeah its gonna kick in soon
shiro: whats gonna kick in
shiro: keith
adam: it literally smells like skunk in here
shiro and keith, who just smoked the last gram they had:
just bc i came when you went pspspsps doesnt mean i like you. Fucking idiot
who the fuck is catra
keith is simon in that one Love, Simon scene where he was at a school dance and slow-dancing with a girl (acxa) and she says “i think i’m in love with you” and he says “thank you” and runs to the bathroom and texts his mom (shiro) “come here kids are drinking alcohol”
(on a date)
keith, to himself: don’t let him know how awkward you are
lance: nice weather
keith: thanks
Lance might be considered the dumb one but Keith was prepared to wait for all eternity for a wolf to tell him its name
Lance, accidentally brushing his hand against Keith’s: oh sorr–
Keith, aggressively grabbing Lance’s hand: fucking COMMIT to it
Hi, I saw in the last ask you said you had to pause the show to write down the quotes. Mind sharing the "great quotes" with us? Lol
(lmao I’d just post the entire liveblog bc it’s funnier and it has commentary and screenshots but idk how)) here’s some quotes
“I’m thinking” – Sven “me too” – Lance
“we’re space explores and we need space” - Keith
“that’s gotta be Hunk, he’s got the biggest feeton the team” - Pidge
“your face is disgusting!” - Pidge
“it doesn’t sound like a man eating lion but it could be a lioneating men”
“ok birds you’re grounded” - Lance
“Haggar ur so bad, I like that” - Zarkon [Haggar cackling]
“I’ll give you room!” - Lance (literally falls off a cliff) “I gave them too much room”
“I’m not diving into that lava pit, it looks redhot” - Hunk (yeah no shit Hunk)
“princess can you hear me?” - Coran "I can’t" - Allura
“I don’t think you could hit me not even if I..just sat here in mid air” – Lance
“you paint a rosey picture, Haggar, you are my kind of witch” – Zarkon
“who dares to roar at king Zarkon" - Zarkon (Haggar cackling in the distance)
“I haven’t had my beauty sleep” – Hunk "sleep will never make you beautiful, Hunk” – Lance (he’s savage lmao)
“Try to look at it this way Hunk, it’s just another rock concert” – Keith (about a meteor shower)
evil cat: [meows] Zarkon: “I didn’t ask for your opinion”
“heck” - Keith
Allura: “u suck! just like your father!”, Lotor: “thanks I hope to be much worse someday”
Nanny “I feel much better!” Pidge: “I do not!” (decks someone)
Allura: “Keith! I’m sorry” Keith: “yeah”
Lance: (about coran) under that hard shell beats a heart, a heart of solidgranit!
“I’d like to take a closer look at that secret!“ - Lance
Haggar: “it’s truly a great vacation land, so depressing! (cackling)”
“you left the ship unprotected! I believe ur a dimwit, my son!” - Zarkon
ok I’m stopping here skdng I didn’t write down ALL of them so there’s even more in the show haha
keith, mumbling: we’re flyiin. in the red liiooon
lance: there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach…
keith: i have feelings for you
SHUT UP I LOVE THE HEADCANON THAT KEITH THOUGHT LANCES NAME WAS TAYLOR BECAUSE LANCE KEPT SAYING THEY CALL ME THE TAILOR THAT’S SO FUNNY COZ WHEN LANCE SAYS ‘UH THE NAMES LANCE’ KEITH JUST BLANKS BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK IS LANCE AND WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE TAYLOR DJDJDJHDJJR
keith, slowly drinking a milkshake: lance made me a special “welcome back” milkshake and i didn’t have the heart to tell him i’m lactose intolerant
the trope where keith thinks he and lance are dating bc they kissed at one point but lance not at all remembering and being absolutely oblivious as to why keith is suddenly being so affectionate lately is a BIG fave
keith, tracing his thumb across lance’s jaw: you were great out there today
lance: ….??
keith: sorry- should i not have-?
lance: nAH i just,, didn’t see it coming,, is all
lance, going along with it: um. is it cool if i?
keith: (snorts) lance i’ve been wanting you to touch me for a while now
lance:
just lost my mcfreakin mind on a conference call bc someone’s email was their first initial and full last name and it spelled m.othman
