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hoping for the beast

@egglands-worst / egglands-worst.tumblr.com

i love things! welcome to ; so much stuff is here
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call me Blaidd (pronounced like "blithe"), Aislin, or Egg. early 20s.

i have a queue of at least a month at any given moment

the point of this post: a pinned list of some sideblogs of mine:

@blaiddraws - art blog
@wings-dingus - undertale (gaster) askblog
@magpie-sphinx - flight rising sideblog
@extracurricular-mayhem - papyrus-is-gaster blog/hoard
@scritchering - writing blog
i got called cringe once by an AOT blog. that was funny

links and other info under the readmore to prevent this post from getting way too long:

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teaboot

Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

Me, helpless, arms full of hot chili: Ollie, no! Ollie no! No, Ollie! God, Jesus, Ollie! Ollie, nooo!!

Ollie:

Artist's recreation of incident

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DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

oh man i say that but then i lay down all cozy …

What the hell

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the 🙃 emoji did so much for girls who are currently in the process of snapping

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waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe

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