well, this is weird

Past Lives (2023) | dir. Celine Song

Each of us could bring destruction to this world, but we chose to save it.

"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

why are they so bitchy

you’re so correct for this

it’s been 6 days. how is everyone on this post already deactivated.

ONEW for Allure Korea April 2023

don’t objectify him

sexualize him further

Modern fandom went awry when people stopped learning how to avoid content that upsets them and instead starting actively seeking it out.

I mean this in the kindest, most loving way possible, but babes you'll be so much happy when you stop focusing on what other people are doing and instead focus on what you like.

You'll never be able to stop people from liking what you hate, and the best way you'll find any peace of mind is properly utilizing blocking, blacklisting, and muting tools. Take it from someone who used to run a shipping discourse blog, fandom is supposed to be what you enjoy, stop focusing on things that upset you.

albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on

muppetness of said offspring

i think we got him!

Sudowoodo – Yukiko Baba

Mark Schultz

succession is a great show

‘pierrot and the cat’ - théophile steinlen (1889)

Oeugh

i want the gang to dance

i’ve gotten a few requests to make these into stickers, they’re in my shop now :^)

I think it’s really important that everyone here know that I made a sentient subway sandwich tonight in spore

I even ended up figuring out how to add some spinach and turkey slices

Encounter: Sandwich Beast

they call him masterchef but he hasnt cooked one single meal. now tell me war isnt hell