based on that one tweet

my noodle is 7

give your friends the succ

Support

Uplift

Comfort

Compassion

life after nude leak

update:

this has been in my to-draw folder for like half a year

this is probably the only sex gif i will ever reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

so uhhh

was he supposed to do a jump there

or is this like… what they planned from the begining

Good question.

unfollow me

Uh, why?

i despise you and your political philosophy and also your blog is terrible?

like i only occasionally blog about politics, but i do very much believe capitalism must be destroyed and global international communism must be established, so like…. why is it confusing that i don’t want you following my blog.

You may “believe” that capitalism should be destroyed, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t the most successful economic model in human history, and has to led to the most successful civil societies in history. You may “believe” that international communism is “necessary”, but that such a system can’t compete with capitalism is historically evident, that it doesn’t work is well established, and that any citizen with even a half way decent life would reject any proposed decline in their standard of living, through violence, is obvious. I won’t fault you for holding these misguided beliefs as much as you fault me for my correct ones.

What the fuck is going on in this post

This show is going to kill me.

my kink is a happy n fulfilling relationship

@mad-kingmogar????

All true, totally

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

you’re forgetting some of my favorites “christian friendly words for penis”: satan scepter, god’s pinky finger, rod of life, DNA rifle, master dangle, life muscle, fleshy roman spear, sin stick, love lure, sin snake, moses’ staff, god’s harpoon, tickle dangus, temptation wand, roman pike, satan’s shovel, michael’s short arm, secret lollipop, demon capped hankle, cupid’s arrow, venus ruler, city slicker, musky man candy