Aragorn: You just couldn’t let it go, could you?

Boromir: Says “he who gets to live” through the end of the book.

Aragorn: You just have to let it go, Boromir. Just let it go.

EEPC: Liner Notes

Elrond: Hey. Lindir. You know what?

Lindir: Oh no...what?

Elrond: I was in The Matrix. You know what else?

Lindir: (giggling) What?

Elrond: One does not simply walk into Mordor.

Boromir: [.... .... .... ....]

Haldir: I am feeling rather agreeable this evening.

Legolas: I cannot tell if you are agreeable or not.

Haldir: Of course you can. This is my happy face.

Boromir: Really? That’s a happy face?

Aragorn: He looks happy.

Gimli: No, he doesn’t.

Legolas: He’s an elf. Trust me, he’s happy.

EEPC: Liner Notes

Elrond: Hey, Lindir, you know what?

Lindir: I am almost afraid to ask. What?

Elrond: Brace yourself. Winter is Coming.

Boromir: I can’t take this anymore.

Boromir: One does not simply get Legolas a birthday gift.

Legolas: Ooo..look at what Galadriel gave me. Awesome.

Boromir: Okay, it is just that simple.

Haldir: What are you doing just sitting around?

Frodo: Nothing. Just thinking.

Aragorn: I am waiting for lunch.

Rúmil: I have no idea. You are the Head of the Marchwardens. I just wait for you to tell me where to go.

Orophin: I am reading this script. What is this about Helm's Deep? You were not there in the book. And how are they making The Hobbit into a Trilogy? It is not long enough for a mini series.

Boromir: I am just waiting to die so I can go film ‘Game of Thrones’ and die again.

Haldir: Sorry I asked.

Boromir: My God, Aragorn! Do you have to pull that thing out everywhere we go?

Aragorn: Yes, Boromir, I do. It’s good to be the king.

The Fellowship of the Ring

Elrond: […I know there is something wrong here, I can’t put my finger on it…]

Thranduil: And that is why the Fellowship never started in Mirkwood. I would have never let them go out dressed like that.

[Some] Legolas’ Face Bombs.

Thranduil: You just can’t help yourself, can you?

Family reunion.