The Elves of Middle Earth: The Masters of “Bitch Face” since time began. Any questions?
Aragorn: Please, forgive me. But Elrond requested that I allow Thranduil to come to our wedding.
Arwen: You decided to wait until now to spring this on me? How long are you going to wait to tell me Legolas is coming with him?
Legolas: See, that is why I hang out with Gimli. Elven women are high maintenance.