i've always been told God hates sex and it is only for procreation and only between one man and one woman but
idk anymore
heaven, erogenous, in the hebrew narrative—elijah and elisha, prophets attached (1 kngs 19, their beginning; 2 kngs 2, their end); the second king, a lover god never gets over (1 sam 19); saul, heart heavy, refusing samuel's rest in sheol (1 sam 28); jonathan, tying his nephesh to his king (1 sam 19); god's erotica (song); god fucking moses (exod 33:17–23); god fucking saul (1 sam 31); the resurrections, haptic flesh on flesh on floorboard affairs (elijah's, 1 kngs 17; elisha's, 2 kngs 4 and 2 kngs 13); heaven sending messengers to hold sweaty inner thighs (gen 32); patriarchs holding sweaty inner thighs (gen 24); leah knowing she needs him first (gen 29); sacrifice as necrophilius act; aaronite rituals penetrating hashem's tent (lev 16); hebrew torture porn (e.g.); the psychoanalysis of fire, friction of tent pegs into skulls (e.g); the narrative's flirtation (e.g.); the mouth-to-mouth sign act (e.g.); heaven's fingers down throats (ezek 3)