You navigate down to "Field Engineering for Dum-Dums" and feels like a months worth of reading a large print text in headache form fills your think-pan. Are you reading or more remembering? Either way, you're not sure what's up with that but you feel all the more able to field strip a rifle, fix a carburetor, and figure out the tensile strength of a manufactured bridge. Good on you. Your basic competency went up.

Don't let it go to your head. And for the interesting experiment "Mental Democracy" was, you're pretty sure you're gonna stick with "Go with the first loudest thought that pops into your head."

After putting out some fires in my waking life and getting started on job hunting and whatnot, I've finally been able to post an update that really should've been posted long ago.

Well! Might as well have the MiniOM handy while you head on outside, Olivier is getting up to check on the situation and Dividi seems to have some concerns but it is a little hard to tell. You navigate through a few unintuitive menus to get to the "FOR YOU!" page. Cellog was kind enough to both upload some local data as well as dig out and bookmark various "useful(?)" documents.

You'll be heading outside either way, probably to be joined by everyone else once they're all geared up, but you might as well check on something.

>Submit Commands Directly.

>Check Your Inventory.

A long delay, but finally here. Caused by the following;

Suffice to say I've spent a little time building up responses to all of the options presented in the poll experiment, and am experimenting again. Definitely thinking poll stuff will either be for "Very Big Decisions" or minor things to do along side other people's commands.

Edit: Fun Discovery. One cannot edit posts with Polls in them! So I had to delete the first version cause it had no tags. Still gonna tag this version naturally.

Updating for the comic's birth day.

After a "Helping people solve problems in real life" hiatus, I've got another update out. Hooray?

Another quick update.

Sorry to keep people waiting on this. Helping three people move out in one month can cause weird delays. Aiming to have a few extra things out these coming weeks to make up for it though.

First of a couple updates this week to make up for last week. Got a few nice commands.

Trying out my second tumblr blaze ever on this. Maaaybe I should also do that to the first ever comic thing as well? Though I did include a link to the beginning in the post. I dunno what do y'all think?

FY 0340: After seven long years, of cross referencing, double checking, and debating, Humans translate the first ever message  from alien species. And the third truth was revealed.

The universe is not friendly. An ultimatum. And so begi-

"Yadda yadda yadda. We don't got time to slog our way through the rest of this. You're goin' nap-zone now." ...but I just woke up...

"Nah you're goin' to sleep. Don't want to get you too out of sync."

-e're almo-

...I don't want to...

"What was that?"

...I want to...

>Hey Carver Wake Up

Commands are back online, and some additional stuff lined up. Flashback is over LET'S GO!

edit: accidentially reblogged this to its own account! Whoops!

"You of all people don't need this part of history. Doesn't really apply to someone like you."

What does that mean? What do you mean by that?

"NO, WAIT! THIS NEXT PART IS FUNNY!"

All of human history begins to slow down as it crawls to a stop in some smoke choked industrial hellscape and zooms in on one building in particular. Though maybe it is not a building? Maybe its...

||The great Bee-nocide over, the most handsome scientists of Earth turn to greater more terrifying concerns, chief among them... Maths. And as such we come to one of the first strides humanity made into the world of computing...||

I've been a bit busy dealing with family stuff. But I aim to put out a couple more mini updates next week while I build up the backlog more.

Posted in Wild Green Memes for Ecological Fiends

They will follow us into space I know it.

I ought to feature them more in my @colonycorps comic more.

Where is she going

On an adventure!

I was thinking it was being airlifted back to its nest in the trees.

I have acquired more random techno garbage recently. And arranging it into tasteful piles that digitally corrode via gif compression has been a lot of fun.

...

...

"No, we don't have other options. Pick one."

...

> What did You Pick?

> Did You Check Inventory?

> Who are your friends?

> Where Did It All begin?

Thanks for the Reblog~!

Thank you Anon for noting the previously unnoticed typo/temporal mistake I've made.

May 14 is when Colony Corps Part 2 Starts.