i can't stop watching this

and so todd claims another medium for skyrim rereleases

so bizarre that in skyrim, as long as you don't steal anything, it's perfectly fine to just go through someone's pockets

frankly if someone put their hand in my pocket 'just to see what was in there' i'd be more concerned than if they were pickpocketing me

Hygiene Swamp Jelly reminding you to wash your damn hands 

where is the lie??

Gdi

What does he even want from me

PERSONA

Also shin megami tensei but technically you can’t get the first one in English to my knowledge so that slides.

stubs my toe and does the skyrim spinning death animation

bandit attacking me in skyrim: Die, Orc filth!

orc bandit standing right next to them:

Fucking.

So Im just playing Fallout 76 right? I decide to try out a Nukashine and punch some Super Mutants.

The last effect of the Nukashine is that you pass out and you spawn randomly somewhere in the world.

So inevitably my screen starts to black out and character passes out. When my screen starts to fade back in, I am greeted with this:

The confusing and disbelief when I started seeing the silhouettes of a body and a horse carriage could not be described.  After the screen finally cleared up I thought, “Are you fucking kidding me Bethesda? The ONE time I use a Nukashine and pass out, I fucking wake up TO THIS?”

Concept art of Skyrim