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At Home On The Revenge

@ed-edward-blackbeard / ed-edward-blackbeard.tumblr.com

FORMERLY CRAZYQUILT FOR THE LAST NINE YEARS. Briefly snake-in-the-bookshop.  The blog that sailed a thousand ships right into a flaming garbage pile. I have a feeing this is going to turn into a Blackstede/Our Flag Means Death blog.  Sorry.  Ineffable Husbands, Hannigram, Nygmobblepot, Doctor/Rose, Queliot, Jamie x Brienne. She/Her/It, 45 Female, crazy cat lady. If you're under 21, don't follow or interact. Opinions freely stated on this blog, and hate mail is graciously accepted with a middle finger and much raucous laughter. And possibly sharing between friends for further amusement. Gimmie some sugar, baby.  @kelex on AO3
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SMAU Link

Okay, so, this is my link list for all the sites I use to make my SMAUs.

  1. Tweetgen. https://www.tweetgen.com/create/tweet.html
  2. Fake Whatsapp (good for group chat) https://www.fakechatapp.com/
  3. Fake Instagram https://generatestatus.com/fake-instagram-account-maker/
  4. Another Fake Instagram (slightly better, IMO)  https://thefakestatus.com/fake-instagram-post-maker/
  5. Fake Tweet maker https://shashiirk.github.io/fake-tweet-generator/
  6. Fake Details (has just about everything) https://fakedetail.com/fake-twitter-profile-gererator
  7. Twitter Profile Maker: https://www.tweettoimage.com/fake-twitter-profile-generator (its a little fidgety)
  8. Incoming calls .psd file https://drive.google.com/file/d/16mgqxSTRTBz9Kk7T96M-LYCNfiRU3GXE/view?usp=sharing
  9. Newspaper Clipping Generator https://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp
  10. Magazine Covers, airline tickets, and miscellaneous https://www.canva.com/
  11. Collage Maker (helpful for Insta posts with multiple pics):  https://www.befunky.com/create/collage/
  12. Menu Maker:  https://edit.org/edit
  13. Fake email generator: http://deadfake.com/
  14. Behind the read-more is a graphical set of directions for posting images on AO3 so SMAUs can be easily posted there!
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There is nothing more precious to me as a writer than the comments left on AO3. Whenever I get that email notification, I wonder what kind of comment was left. To have a little fun, I'm going to sort the typical comments into a few different categories and share my reactions to them as a writer.

If you feel I missed a comment type, please let me know. I'm curious to learn what other classifications you think exist (positive comment types only please - let's not make this negative). Also, if you wanted to tag yourself, I'd love you know what type of commenter you think you are.

The Polite Conversationalist - Your comment confirms that you read and enjoyed the fic or chapter. You offer praise for the author's efforts and encouragement for them to continue. - If this is you, please know that I'm imagining us holding a book club together. I brought us snacks.

The All Caps Reaction - You left the most unhinged comment. - You were screaming as you read it? I was screaming as I wrote it. Let's be friends.

The How Dare You - The angst is real. And painful. And I'm sorry but the story needed it. - This is a compliment of the highest order and I'm so glad you left it.

The Conspiracy Theorist - You are so invested that you are trying to figure out what comes next. - I'm so excited to read your ideas. They let me know the story tracks for you. And I'm either smiling because you guessed right and I'm excited for you to read what comes next, or I'm grinning because I know the plot twist is going to blow your mind.

The Catch-Up - You haven't commented in a while and are letting me know you are catching up. - I'm so glad you are back! I missed you. I know life gets busy and it means a lot to me that you took the time to read my story.

The Giggle - You laughed at my jokes and let me know. - Did we just become best friends? I'm already making you a bracelet.

The Callout - You found my favorite line in the chapter or fic. - I love you so much. You just made my day, my week, my month. Seriously, all the love for the reader. xoxo

Don’t forget-

The Heart Leaver- the person who might not have the energy or words to tell you how they felt about what you wrote but they let you know that they loved it anyways.

Also

The second Kudos- the commenter letting you know that they’re rereading or just fighting the one-kudos-per-fic

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I love it when two characters are completely and utterly obsessed with each other to an unhealthy degree. Utter devotion to the point of insanity. To the point the lines blur as to what the nature of their relationship even is. Romantic? Platonic? Sexual? Familial? Professional? All and none of the above, somehow. They can’t exist without each other. Being together is making them both worse. They would watch each other sleep in bed at night every night if they could. They are literally always thinking about each other. They would kill and die for each other. They resent each other. Even seperating them isn't going to fix the situation at this point. They permanently live inside each other.

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I have to say, I just started casually watching ofmd after basically watching it through you guys. I am already spoiled. I thought there would be no surprises. I am already aware of the best jokes, the foot touch, the plot beats. You can become an expert on any show simply by scrolling past gifs of it for months.

However, NONE of you prepared me for this little guy here:

It is profoundly obvious visually, through dash osmosis and general visible evidence, that this is a little man with a lot wrong with him. but what you cannot grasp from gifs is his voice. His voice is amazing: I did NOT expect it: I cannot describe it: the actor chews on his lines like a menacing guinea pig. It is like hearing Kermit the Frog trying to strangle his own puppeteer. Like someone has trapped a vengeful spirit in a balloon and is allowing it to speak prophecy, but only in short, squeaky bursts. No, I can’t describe it at all. I was expecting the character to be “scrungly” and was aware that many of you wish to place him in a jar and shake him vigorously, but I didn’t know he sounded like something that would cause all greyhounds in hearing distance to instantly go cross-eyed and launch themselves into outer space. He! Is! Scrofulous!!!!

If you watched the show on its first principles you probably wouldn’t have noticed this because you would have accepted it as part of the full sensory experience of the character, but if you have only encountered it as gifs for the best part of a year, the sound of this chap is one HELL of a shock . Definitely adds to the flavor. Enhances the sensory experience. Sign on today.

…Okay, what am I about to learn about Supernatural

Castiel looks like a baby in a trenchcoat and sounds like someone trying to do the Christian Bale batman voice but is also insanely in love with the person he is speaking to. 

BAHAHA YOU’RE RIGHT

The guy who looks like the crying cat meme, the guy from memes, the little guy, he really DOES sound like he is being dubbed in by an entirely different species of guy!!!

I feel 200x more appreciation for Supernatural having learned this about him. This is a small terrier with a Doberman voice actor. This is a Voice around which someone has draped a frumpy coat to give it some shape. The beigest little Ringwraith. Love this for all of you supernatural fans.

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Once upon a time, I intended to write a Topher & Echo Have A Fun Day With Shooting And Throwing Axes.

Yeah, I don't know what crack I was smoking, either. Mostly I wanted to give Topher a goddamn BREAK because my man was about to lose his goddamn mind.

This has been sitting in my email drafts for... five years? 09/2018, to be precise.

Free to a good home, be kind to Topher (we know what happens to him, my boy needs love.)

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Going through the Amaury Guichon (the Chocolate Guy, or as I like to call him, FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY) tag and he's made a goddamn VELACIRAPTOR and like. I'm literally waiting for him to build a giant fucking chocolate TARDIS and going back to his home planet of Chocofrey or something because the man's a goddamn wizard.

Yes, that is a request for a Chocolate TARDIS, please, Amaury!

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hate when i am accused of corruption just because i am suppressing political dissent with my GOONs (Guardians Of the Oglala Nation)

For anyone interested, there's a little movie called "Thunderheart" and it's about how the government conspired to illegally mine uranium on Oglala reservations. The GOONs feature quite clearly as the bad guy. Not going to say that it's 100% accurate but I feel like it's a good jumping off point for you if you want to be REALLY outraged.

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I saw this on twitter but haven't seen it being shared here yet so:

During the moment Crowley shields Azi with his wing, a tiny star is created.

If you're into astronomy this may look familiar:

They created Alpha Centauri in this moment.

Their first display of love created the place that Crowley always wants to run away to with Aziraphale. He's taking Azi somewhere that's relevant to both of them because THEY MADE IT.

(Credit to @muddymettled on Tiktok)

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