This ridiculous animal has discovered that my pajama pants have pockets.

And she has the nerve to look at me like I'm interrupting something. Ma'am, these are MY pants!

This is the most ridiculous thing she's ever done. Nakajima has fallen asleep in my pocket, turning these into Nakajammies.

A fierce dragon guards the student papers. To turn in your lab, you must pay her homage! (Homage can be paid in the form of chin or head scritches, thank you.)

Hairy Bush Viper (Atheris hispida), family Viperidae, Uganda

Venomous.

photograph by Cristian Torica

Great Lakes Bush Viper aka Nitsche’s Bush Viper (Atheris nitschei), female, family Viperidae, found in forests of the Albertine Rift of central Africa

Venomous.

photograph by Dick Bartlett

Brave girl fights her way through a category 5 hurricane (a handheld mister spraying in a different direction) to get attention from her mommy

I finally found Odin a skateboard! @iguanamouth

Get This Boy Some Kneepads

@iguanamouth Update: I Got My Child Some Kneepads!

@elektronx

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So a new species of snake (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) was recently discovered in southern Iran.

Its common name is the spider-tailed horned viper because its tail is literally a fucking spider. This salty motherfucker has a spider (well, a VERY convincing spider-shaped lure) for a tail. I’d try to get on its level but I don’t know if that’s even possible. 

Spider snake. Snake spider. Nature isn’t even in the neighborhood of fucking around. 

I want one. <3