adrift in crystal blackness

i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

petition that instead of making new lord of the rings films they should just re release the original trilogy in theaters. have world premieres. press tours and interviews with the cast. new lines of official merchandise. drop unseen content and behind the scenes footage. I promise we will all go ballistic

I would commit to the bit so hard. ‘babes you know those old fantasy novels?? the lord of the rings? they’re making LIVE ACTION versions” I’d wear a hobbit costume to the theater. I’d pretend to be shocked when boromir dies. cry in public over frodo sailing away. the whole nine yards

to all my demotivated girls

​no lie I had to get up to shake my ass this is potent

laptop: PLEASE place me on a hard surface that does not obstruct my cooling fan I am begging you

me: shut up we are going to snuggle in bed :)

born in the right generation (just old enough to completely ignore tiktok)

the sweet spot. young enough to know what tiktok is. old enough to know better than to use it. 

girl, help i'm having long fic ideas i know will end up having me drenched in blood and crawling on the ground to stay committed for but i can't stop thinking about them

i have a reading list longer than my life expectancy

i love bread and i dont care what happens to me because of it

the way curly/wavy hair will only look it’s best when you have nowhere to go

i love spoilers. will literally read the entire wiki page idgaf

me: i love this fic idea i cant wait to write it

me writing the actual fic:

People keep talking about having Ao3 Wrapped but personally, my Ao3 history is between me, God, and the poor FBI agent assigned to me.

i love reading horror movie plot synopses on wikipedia and going hehe that sounds scary. i wont watch it