my mythology pet peeve is when someone describes a scenario in which they keep nearly getting something and then having it snatched away, and everyone's like "one must imagine sisyphus" no!!! one must imagine TANTALUS!!! sisyphus = being made to perform a pointless, aggravating task over and over without ever making any progress. tantalus = being offered a glorious reward only for it to vanish as soon as you reach for it. they are NOT the same

Shermie!

VINCENT VALENTINE | FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH (2024)

putting bg3 point and click voicelines together to sound like a conversation has brought me great joy, so. here's gale, karlach, shadowheart, and astarion doing a terrible job of sneaking around

This is brilliant, everyone please listen to it 😂

Hey, here is some new frustrating discourse.

I'm going to clear this up super duper quick.

And then we can move on and discuss more important things.

Okay?

Here goes...

Nicolas Cage is an incredible actor who is very bad with money so he has to act in terrible movies because otherwise they will repossess his dinosaur skull collection.

But even when he is in terrible movies with terrible writing he refuses to phone in his performances. And sometimes when you are acting your ass off while saying some of the dumbest dialogue ever conceived it can give the appearance the acting is the issue rather than the writing and story.

Hayden Christensen knows that feeling all too well.

So next time you see Nic Cage in a B movie acting a fool, just know he probably bought some new shrunken heads and forgot to pay the mortgage on his volcano island.

He literally has a Best Actor Oscar.

RED DEAD REDEMPTION II  • scenery [94/?] —Travels Through Grizzlies East, Ambarino

SPIRITED AWAY 2001 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki

the juxtaposition between the sirens' songs is so funny. coral crown is an impersonal anthem about drowning sailors that clearly has a lot of thought put into the poetry of the lyrics. and then melinoe keeps showing up to fight them and they're like "oh shit we need to write a new song to roast her QUICK" and we get i am gonna claw (out your eyes etc) where the cadence is all over the place and the lyrics are just like we hate you and we're gonna kill you and your hair is ugly.

wait do people actually do this

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

She was really insane for this one

What is dungeon meshi about

Its about the importance of a balanced diet

Why do they always write their articles like this??

i think they did confirm it by naming it this

and drawing it like this

also guess what its japanese name literally translates to

Im losing it at this tag

do not inspect my favourite characters too closely, i swear it will tell you nothing about me. i pinky promise