fuck my handlebar moustache

my tubby birdie husband in a giant smoking sandbox

Perdition is a atmospheric and story-driven game.  Set in a metallic wasteland of death and decay, the player takes the role of an android who has “awakened,” achieving free thought and self-awareness. Players can explore what remains of the world, choosing whether to obey or disobey the commands of an unforgiving, sadistic god. There are 4 possible endings.

"Left/Right" - Movement "X" - Jump "C" - Attack (later on) "P" - Pause

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senior quotes class of 1957

unmute this. it’s pure joy.

Pet beds were on sale AND I had a coupon so Guts got a new bed.  It’s very plush he likes it a lot.

Pew pew pew

Holley Mangold appreciation post.

Because Nick Mangold blah, blah, blah- she is an Olympian! Let’s talk about her!

Because literally every article starts out with how fat she is.

Because people talk about how she needs a makeover instead of her incredible talent.

Because fuck you, that’s why.

This woman can lift more than I weigh over her head so that’s pretty friggin’ cool IMO

but guys

In a head-on collision accident in 2007 that demolished her truck, she escaped serious injury by “pushing the steering wheel away from her body as the crash occurred, leaving the steering wheel broken and crumpled.”

She saved her life and broke a fucking car in the process 

Mabel’s bizarre adventure

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