Ready Player 3 Team Yoshi

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) dir. Tim Burton

Lydia Deetz, Lydia Deetz, Lydia Deetz!

So I saw Beetlejuice Beetlejuice again… 👀👀👀

Saw Beetlejuice Beetlejuice--it was alot of fun!

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

so, in other words,

Pretty much.

here have some size comparison

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

tags via @procrastinatorproject

So while it’s true that the Enterprise is not as big as people think, that goes double for the Falcon!

A good way of thinking about the relative size is by using a bridge comparison:

The Enterprise bridge has space for 11 people to work, as well as a significant amount of space between stations to move around comfortably:

[Bridge illustration by Tobias Weinmann via here]

And the whole thing fits in the nipple thing up on top of the saucer:

Meanwhile the Falcon (beloved weed bus) has a cockpit that seats 4, with only 2 main operational stations, and zero floor space:

And since Serenity was mentioned too…

Serenity has a bridge more comparable to La Sirena - with 2 stations at the front and quite a bit of floor space.

And for those interested in a visual comparison:

(Boeing 747 for scale as well as the Delta Flyer because Why Not)

TLDR: The Millennium Falcon is pretty dinky, so I propose *true weed bus status* goes to the excellent smuggling ships of Serenity and La Sirena. The Falcon is herby demoted to man on his weed bicycle with his pet monkey and a gun (to be clear the monkey is Solo)

“man on his weed bicycle with his pet monkey and a gun”

This is the analysis I am here for

Besties, we have this new sick moves to learn.

Wasps on my hair.

The dolphin ballerina.

The sassy kangaroo (her signature move)

Searching for my contacts.

Let me hold your anaconda.

The neck stretcher.

And my personal favorite... Killing my migraine with the floor.

I don't usually do fanart, but if my followers will indulge me this week, I made an exception for my favourite character for the FNAF 10th anniversary celebration, because what can I say? I am but a simple girl who likes Springtrap! 🐰🔪 What're you most excited for this week? Going in, I was most excited for Into the Pit (which I still am of course!), but honestly every day has been exciting so far: I am unbelievably hyped for The Secret of the Mimic in 2025, VIP was a fun and interesting introduction to the new book series, FNAFxDBD is HUGE and a match made in heaven, FLAF looks fun and lore drops on the Steam page are WILD, and all the FNAF 2 movie teaser photos have me SO excited for the Toy Animatronics... and I think we're getting the Withereds too!? I wonder if we'll get a Puppet teaser!? 😵‍💫 We are truly eating this week - I don't want it to end!! 😍🍽️ Stay tuned for the process video next week, and we can talk about Into the Pit, ha ha!!

i can't believe i didn't think of this immediately. here's trucks version

I can’t be the only one who thought of the song please tell me I’m not

you would be very delighted if you unmuted the video and listened to it

this is me btw.... if u even care,...

text from my dad (2021) - my dad

“i’ll admit that my main problem with this is that i haven’t asked”

submitted by @cornandcoconutsoup​

Original text for context

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