You Had a Love & That Love Had You

What I imagine Vax permanently coming back would actually entail

I FUCKING DID IT!!! LA BELLE DAME AVEC MERCIIIII FEAT. THEE POWER COUPLE OF ALL TIME, EXANDRIA'S #1 BABES god this took so long

anywhoo please enjoy enjoy enjoy, leave mere those delicious commentaries in the tags i beg you, if you so desire there will be prints, and yea like perc'ahlia nation your president works damn hard to keep tings working thank you very much for electing me

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Merry Critmas

with Percy and Keyleth

take everything i say with a hint of lime

Just bringing this quote back for no reason :)

keyleth, wine drunk at 3am:

live footage of me trying to go to sleep after c3e114

Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained

BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN

i just want Keyleth to hold Vax so gently. They both deserve it ; O;

I just want more Vaxleth in my life, and this is it! 🥰

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

[ID: tags: "#that wasn't a lie though the big ball did go night night #it went to the great night night that awaits us all" /end ID]

Pedro Pascal at the Gladiator II London Premiere

so there’s this weird bird demon…