This will take a while, which sucks, because I'm already so busy chiseling out igneous intrusions from rock formations and watching Youtube loops of the Superman fault-sealing scene over and over.
Source: xkcd.com
Russian snowboarder triggers an avalanche right below his feet then manages to somehow stay on top of the snow as it rolls down. Slight bit of profanity (totally understandable!) and some weird mechanical sound I can’t identify?