I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
But babe you love being gaslit
hello i think ur very cool and pretty
omg thank you!
Just a reminder that there is someone out there who dislikes you because you are toxic
Just a reminder their bussy stinks like rotten forest mushrooms kinda like yours
Do you celebrate Fat Cock Friday on this blog?
Yea
I’m higher than giraffe girussy currently
boss makes a dollar I make a dime
flat top grill penis on company time
Not feeling very sleep slay slove
mental illness reveal at 5k
Hello my friends, it’s me Melanie meladoodle. You might remember me from such posts as “me? Melanie meladoodle?”. Anyway! If you’ve been following me for a while you may know that I have a career in stand up comedy now! And I’m filming my very first stand up comedy special in Melbourne in a massive 1000 seat venue (truly wild). If you live in Melbourne, or you know people in Melbourne I’d be truly grateful if you sent them the link below. No context, just send it to them. $25 is potentially one of the cheapest shows in the festival, I won’t be making any profits as I’m producing the whole thing myself. I just would love a full room on the recorded nights (Friday and Saturday)
Thank you for your time! Here’s the link:
It’s one week away!! And Friday and Saturday are almost full omg I love you!
censorship
Sexual themes
A post about wanting a cheeseburger from my old deactivated account getting 40k notes is so fucking funny 😭 like what are y’all on
hi its me
Omfg I could devour a cheeseburger right now
Why the fuck are we circulating a 43 note post from 2012
it’s time has come