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An adaptation of Sherlock Holmes set in a world in which the fictional character/literary juggernaut Sherlock Holmes, and all the subsequent adaptations thereof, still exist.

Sherlock Holmes (pronounced Holl-mess, as he is constantly reminding people) just had the misfortune of having parents who really liked the books, and his attitude towards his fictional counterpart is pretty much the same as that of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Sherlock runs a Youtube Theory channel called Mysteries Unwrapped with Sherlock Holmes. He has received no less than seven cease and desist letters from the Conan Doyle estate, all of which he has so faded managed to rebuff by pointing out that that's literally his name.

(No he won't change his name. He's Sherlock Holmes the real live human person. Let Sherlock Holmes the non existent fictional character change his name.)

John is Sherlock's flatmate. Sherlock almost refused to live with him once he realised that it would mean staying with a medical student named John, and only gave in once John pointed out that: a) he's a biomedical student, which is completely different from an md, and b) his surname isn't Watson.

It's now been three years, which is long enough for them to have developed a genuine friendship, and for John to have a) started working towards his PhD in biotechnology, and b) for him to start dating somebody with the surname Watson.

Sherlock can feel the narrative closing in.

His Youtube channel is meant to be focused on lost media, fan theories and stuff like that, but he keeps accidentally stumbling upon and then solving genuine crimes.

His brother Mycroft may or may not have chosen that name after he transitions specifically to annoy him.

He doesn't even live in London, but somehow the only flat they could afford was on a street named fucking Baker Street.

Sherlock Holmes and the Unescapable Power of the Narrative.

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my mandates for writing a modern sherlock holmes adaptation:

  1. sherlock is not, usually, an intentional asshole. he is a very nice person who is very aware of other people's protective layers of Utter Social Bullshit and does not care about them at all. he comes across as an asshole because he has no regard for social norms, and quite a bit of insight into others' life problems with no desire to blunt his discussion of them, but this is painful to him because he actually cares quite a bit about fairness and kindness and making sure people get what they need. he is hostile and bristly because of the friction between these two facts; it's a preemptive defense against others' hostility.
  2. sherlock's drug use is not intended to conjure images of the Pathetic Addict; his specific drugs of choice were not socially maligned in his social context in the way they are now. from a modern lens, his use of stimulants is to help him cope with executive dysfunction and his use of depressants is to cope with overstimulation. modern portrayals of his drug use work best if it's treated as self-medication for blatantly underdiagnosed neurodivergence.
  3. sherlock has a very large network of common people he can call on because he's genuinely friendly and nice to them. the "homeless network" that gets brought up frequently is because they genuinely like him and he genuinely likes them back. same with the vast majority of petty criminals he calls on. sherlock treats political radicals and people mistreated by society with genuine respect, and his social circles look down on this because his family is rich; portrayals of his social life should reflect this.
  4. moriarty and moran are late-stage villains but i can accept an early introduction if it's for the sake of playing up the holmes-moriarty sexual tension to its absolute most extreme
  5. irene adler was not sexually attracted to him, nor was he to her, and this is actually very important to scandal as a whole. adapting scandal requires you to reckon with the original premise: irene is the only person in the world that has bested sherlock intellectually at that point, and she doesn't care about him. it drives him a little crazy because she's a deranged enigma who doesn't seem to care that he's her intellectual equal; she just wants to do her own thing and move on, and the feminist angle deals mostly with the fact that her being a woman prevents her from just doing her own thing and moving on. also like the entire thing was about her being sexually harassed and threatened so i don't like adaptations making her into a horny sexpot just based off that alone.
  6. given points 1, 2, and 3, modern sherlock absolutely hates the cops, and they hate him back.
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