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You are an innocent woman, Nastasya Filippovna

@dykenastasyafilippovna / dykenastasyafilippovna.tumblr.com

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Anyway shoutout to varvara alexeyevna of the devil fame. Who accused her son in law of MAKING her daughter jump in a ditch and then said, when he went to get the doctor, because his wife tripped and fell in a ditch on accident, that his horses were too fast and would dump the doctor in a ditch as well

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i know “golden retriever boyfriend” is so overused and cringe but i think you can make an exception in his case. although i would call him more of an excitable pomeranian of a man rather than a golden retriever but nonetheless

HES SO CUTE IT SICKENS ME IM GOING TO BE SICK I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! oh no im so sorry my sweet cheese Nooo id never be So mean nooooo im sorry he's so sad NOOO NOO NO

don’t worry he has never held a grudge in his life. he got over what darcy did in all of 2 minutes he’ll forget what you said in like 10 seconds it’s fine

he forgives me because i pet his head gently and say Who's a good boy

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i know “golden retriever boyfriend” is so overused and cringe but i think you can make an exception in his case. although i would call him more of an excitable pomeranian of a man rather than a golden retriever but nonetheless

HES SO CUTE IT SICKENS ME IM GOING TO BE SICK I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! oh no im so sorry my sweet cheese Nooo id never be So mean nooooo im sorry he's so sad NOOO NOO NO

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he would have gone crazy on 2013 tumblr like there would be no competition he’d be too powerful

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id never let the tumblerinas have him. im strapping him to my chest like a baby. *puts a bow in his hair* *puts a bow in his hair* *kisses his stupid nose

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